What does a fortune cookie sound like?
A lot of people don't even know about the sounds that fortune cookies make.
Take the ones made at the Huflungdung factory, they make a very beefy type of sound, while fortune cookies coming out of the ever popular Confused Confucius factory, make a fart-like sound when you squeeze them.
So there is no one true answer to your question, Chris.
It really depends on where they were made.