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    What does a fortune cookie sound like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    What does a fortune cookie sound like?
    A lot of people don't even know about the sounds that fortune cookies make.
    Take the ones made at the Huflungdung factory, they make a very beefy type of sound, while fortune cookies coming out of the ever popular Confused Confucius factory, make a fart-like sound when you squeeze them.
    So there is no one true answer to your question, Chris.
    It really depends on where they were made.

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    rike one hand crapping

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    WHAT??? I'm confused???

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    we dont do humour any more.........people take offense. I might limit myself to private replies

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    Sound is simply the absence of silence.

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    and those made in Italy sound like---"Johneeeeeeee get your a$# home pasta is ready"

    source: 10 year old kid playing in the streets of NY

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    Quote Originally Posted by alicious View Post
    WHAT??? I'm confused???
    Never heard that one before. Where are those cookies made may I ask?

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    those made in the DR sound like -no mi culpa!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alicious View Post
    WHAT??? I'm confused???
    see post #2 above for your answer

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