Funny Friday Xmas gifts

johne

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I was thinking about the deportee thread and someone bringing him vaseline or a toothbrush on a visit to the prison.
1) what Xmas gifts would you bring him?
2) what gifts should we send to fellow DR1 posters for Christmas?

(BTW--I could use a book of ideas for Funny Friday Threads-after this silly posts I'm all out of ideas.):squareeye

John
 
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naturelover

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perhaps a straight-jacket to stop me typing stuff and getting into trouble.

a book on British humour for our American posters

and a large broomhandle but im not saying who thats for
 

Rocky

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1) what Xmas gifts would you bring him?
2) what gifts should we send to fellow DR1 posters for Christmas?
1) A medical bracelet saying he has Aids.(Might keep people away from his backside)
2) For AZB, A date with a beautiful educated Sosua chica. (He thinks they're all UBHs)
 

M.A.R.

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perhaps a straight-jacket to stop me typing stuff and getting into trouble.

a book on British humour for our American posters


and a large broomhandle but im not saying who thats for
for me: Great idea, I need one, 'cause I don't get it!!!!!!!!!! with notes on the margins.

for the friend in prison: some moist toilettes.