Signs in SE Asia

jupe

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This is an excerpt of my sisters email, from SE Asia where she is traveling, of the signs she has seen:

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Seen random signs such as-

1. Please keep clean
2. Dike hire (bike hire)
3. Before leaving, Please Rock your door
4. No sex videos with prostitute, man or woman or more than one person, this is restricted! (in a hostel hallway)
5. No trumpeting (who trumpets?)
6. Please do not wash your feet in the toilet
7. Please keep your clothes
8. No noise after 11 0r 12.30...(which one?)
9. Free bananas (these signs seem to be everywhere!)
10. Pimp your pod (think they mean, "add tunes to your ipod!")
11. Excuse me, the bus don't wait because the passenger don't have visa (literally written like that).
12. King of bus
13. Four clean toilets for free

Anyone seen any good ones first hand over here?