Christmas Message - Legal Version

DAKRA

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I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends here at DR1, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Well, anyway - Season's Greetings, Happy Holidays and Yes, Merry Christmas!

David
DAKRA
 

alicious

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Lol..thats great!! :) I think I'm gonna steal it from you! :p

Thanks!

Merry Xmas(Happy Holidays) and a Happy New Year to you, and all other DR1ers and their respective families!!!

Feliz Navidad!!! :D
 

drloca

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Good one! Glad to see people honour age-old traditions/greetings and put all this "politically correct" BS aside!

Merry Christmas/Feliz Navidad to one and all and prosperity in 2008.
 

Ladybird

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Good one! Glad to see people honour age-old traditions/greetings and put all this "politically correct" BS aside!

Merry Christmas/Feliz Navidad to one and all and prosperity in 2008.

I totally agree, I find the expression 'happy holidays' irritating and insulting, these politically correct DBs should remember it wouldnt be a holiday if it werent for the birth of our Lord.
 

whirleybird

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I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends here at DR1, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Well, anyway - Season's Greetings, Happy Holidays and Yes, Merry Christmas!

David
DAKRA

Think you summed that up excellently David - very Merry Christmas and a happy, safe and prosperous New Year to you also.
 

Alyonka

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?Feliz Navidad y pr?spero a?o nuevo!

All the best wishes for the holiday season and the upcoming year!
 
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Best wishes!! Merry Christmas to ye all!! Happy new Year 2008! May it be as prosperous as this old one.

P.S. Dakra... I will borrow your legal season's greetings and send some last minute joke to some friends.
 

Criss Colon

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On The NBC "TODAY" Show This Morning.............

Ann Khoury,wished Hoda Kotbe, a "Happy Happy!" Whatever THAT is??????
Merry Cgristmas to ALL, and to All, a GOOD NIGHT!
Cris Colon