A retired gentleman went into the Job Center in downtown Denver and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file on the computer and read: "The job requires getting women prepped for their Gynecological exam.
The assistant will assist women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they are fully prepared for the exam.
The annual starting salary is $65,000, and the applicants will have to go to Billings, Montana, which is approximately 550 miles from here."
The gentleman asked, "Good grief! Is that where the job is?"
"Oh no, sir," the clerk replied, "That's where the end of the line is right now."
The clerk pulled up the file on the computer and read: "The job requires getting women prepped for their Gynecological exam.
The assistant will assist women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they are fully prepared for the exam.
The annual starting salary is $65,000, and the applicants will have to go to Billings, Montana, which is approximately 550 miles from here."
The gentleman asked, "Good grief! Is that where the job is?"
"Oh no, sir," the clerk replied, "That's where the end of the line is right now."