stupidity seems to run with professional athletes!
I just heard that Edwin Encarnaci?n, the baseball player, millionaire, and fireworks afficionado, just had a major firecracker blow up in his face and is being rushed to Miami's jackson Memorial Hospital in a Med-evac private jet!
Gee, do you think that he might have an idiot clause in his contract?
Section VI
Sub-section c)
"If the undersigned ( or his legal representative who will make his mark if the undersigned can't do it) does something really, really stupid, such as
i) Ride a motorcycle without a helmet
ii) Ride a motorcycle with a helmet on the elbow and drinking a Presidente
iii) Ride a motorcycle with his six best buds hanging on
iv) Play with firecrackers
v) Play Russian roulette
vi) Well, you get the picture
His contract is hereby cancelled and he will return our baseball uniforms and our money that we paid up front as a STUPIDITY FEE.."
For his sake I hope he does not lose his sight!
HB
This happened last night in La Romana according to my DR connection
I just heard that Edwin Encarnaci?n, the baseball player, millionaire, and fireworks afficionado, just had a major firecracker blow up in his face and is being rushed to Miami's jackson Memorial Hospital in a Med-evac private jet!
Gee, do you think that he might have an idiot clause in his contract?
Section VI
Sub-section c)
"If the undersigned ( or his legal representative who will make his mark if the undersigned can't do it) does something really, really stupid, such as
i) Ride a motorcycle without a helmet
ii) Ride a motorcycle with a helmet on the elbow and drinking a Presidente
iii) Ride a motorcycle with his six best buds hanging on
iv) Play with firecrackers
v) Play Russian roulette
vi) Well, you get the picture
His contract is hereby cancelled and he will return our baseball uniforms and our money that we paid up front as a STUPIDITY FEE.."
For his sake I hope he does not lose his sight!
HB
This happened last night in La Romana according to my DR connection