A blonde joke

Hillbilly

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To prepare for his big date, the young man went on top of the roof of
his apartment building in order to get a little color for himself. Not
wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep, and managed to get sunburned
on his "tool of trade."
Being very determined he decided not to miss his date because it was
with a hot blonde, he decided to put some lotion on his manhood and
wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should resolve his painful situation.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, he treated her to
a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to
watch a movie.

During the movie, however, his sunburn started acting up. After several
minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused, went to the kitchen,
and poured a tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member
in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the
kitchen to see him with his Johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Baffled
the blonde exclaimed, "So, THAT'S how you load those things!"



HB , grinnin'