"You don't need a visa to travel in an alternative universe."
Celt202
My first laugh of the day. Thanks, Celt.
However, because of the recent economic shakeout, a visa for any alternative universe, or as they are often referred to, "Emergency escape exit visas", are now required.
Application for these "special needs" visas may be made on Fridays only, and must be accompanied by a non-refundable "finder's fee deposit" of $1500 US, cash money.
Allow me to cut through the red tape. I will gladly initiate the process by collecting the applications, along with the mandatory fee.
For those interested, I am also offering, for a limited time, an expediting service. For a small 'expediting fee', I can virtually guarantee the delivery of your own official alternative universe visa within a few short weeks.
So, when funny Friday rolls around, and you find yourself more than ready to take the plunge into the exciting world of alternative universes, just remember, no one can get you there quicker than "Catcher Expediting Services".
See you soon.