Alegorical

Derfish

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Joe: Did you realize that much of the Bible is allegorical?
Schmoe: No I didn't. What parts of the Bible did Al Gore write?
 

Lucifer

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Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn't like talking about it:

John 12:49 "For I did not speak of my own Accord."
 

Ecoman1949

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I think Jesus had a sense of humour. He needed it to cope with what was going on during his time. I remember seeing a piece of art titled, "Laughing Jesus". It made him seem more human.