Anyone know about immigration into DR?

Soverihn

New member
May 17, 2015
21
0
0
Yo anyone here knowledgable about the people immigrating into DR? Where they're from, what social class they are, what languages do they speak, how many people immigrate yearly, what jobs they take up, etc. That sort of thing.

Can't seem to find any good articles on it.
 

HUG

Silver
Feb 3, 2009
3,941
0
0
Immigration, or moving? To do it legally, firstly you must have served through both world wars, vietnam and are currently a reservist for the war on Islam. Your fathers name benedict and your mothers cathy. Adopted three times by a pack of wolves, know 342 dialects of Spanish, although broken french will do if you hire ths right lawyer. Before receiving cedula you must kneel down before God and sacrifice your sex organ to a bamboo beating to reduce world Aids. And each year for renewal you must go to the immigration offices where you will find long lines of people waiting patiently to go into the office and arse fuk every expat requestjng to stay another year. Be patient, they really screw foreigners good so it takes some time. With a lwyer all this costs about $2000 initially but then the annual rapage fee is at a slightly reduced rate.

Or you could just pay a small overstay tax each time you leave.

There are no jobs so don't worry you won't need to work.

As you can see, the country mostly attracts old, veterans with heavy viagra addiction issues and a more spiritual approach to contraception.:nervous:
 

HUG

Silver
Feb 3, 2009
3,941
0
0
How many does the news say these days. Was 4million back in 2007, so?

Saying that I could be confused and they said 14mil total due to up to 0000000 haitians, It wS sivnifixant anywzy, even if an uneducated guess on thier part.
 

Soverihn

New member
May 17, 2015
21
0
0
Immigration, or moving? To do it legally, firstly you must have served through both world wars, vietnam and are currently a reservist for the war on Islam. Your fathers name benedict and your mothers cathy. Adopted three times by a pack of wolves, know 342 dialects of Spanish, although broken french will do if you hire ths right lawyer. Before receiving cedula you must kneel down before God and sacrifice your sex organ to a bamboo beating to reduce world Aids. And each year for renewal you must go to the immigration offices where you will find long lines of people waiting patiently to go into the office and arse fuk every expat requestjng to stay another year. Be patient, they really screw foreigners good so it takes some time. With a lwyer all this costs about $2000 initially but then the annual rapage fee is at a slightly reduced rate.

Or you could just pay a small overstay tax each time you leave.

There are no jobs so don't worry you won't need to work.

As you can see, the country mostly attracts old, veterans with heavy viagra addiction issues and a more spiritual approach to contraception.:nervous:
Bruh, what was the point of this post?
 

botemon

Member
Jun 28, 2008
189
4
18
You just now joined the forum. Most of us have been here for years. Folks come here from all over the planet from all "classes" of people. All languages...all everything. Spend a few months reading everything here. Come here and find out. EXPERIENCE is knowledge! Respectfully.
 

Soverihn

New member
May 17, 2015
21
0
0
You just now joined the forum. Most of us have been here for years. Folks come here from all over the planet from all "classes" of people. All languages...all everything. Spend a few months reading everything here. Come here and find out. EXPERIENCE is knowledge! Respectfully.
Respectfully, this merely tells me I have a large set of anecdotal stories to pick from. It doesnt tell me anything concrete in terms of numbers, trends, demographics and other important statistical information.

Also, well... I kinda dont wanna wait a few months, I wanna learn now.
 

bob saunders

Platinum
Jan 1, 2002
27,700
1,262
113
dr1.com
You were given the link to the immigration ministry. Here in Jarabacoa there are plenty of Americans, some Italians, Germans, Cubans, Colombians, Canadians, Argentinians, French, Ecuadorians, Venezuelans...etc so I assume the rest of the island has a mix similar.
 

HUG

Silver
Feb 3, 2009
3,941
0
0
Respectfully, this merely tells me I have a large set of anecdotal stories to pick from. It doesnt tell me anything concrete in terms of numbers, trends, demographics and other important statistical information.

Also, well... I kinda dont wanna wait a few months, I wanna learn now.
Tough, you can't find out sh1t until your feet are on the ground. What you read here will be different from there, and that goes from bottom feeder hearsay on such forums to official figures through government. Bring plenty paracetamol.