AZB's And Miguel's "GayFest2007"-Part 1&2!

[miguel]

Te la perdiste....

Miguel,

Great post and great story and pics. Sorry I was confusado about my vacation days from work and missed you guys.

Thanks and thanks.

Man, bratha AZB told me you are a cool guy and I invited you.

I did my part and the rest is history.

Btw: I am just waiting for an email reply, requesting a few more pictures. If I don't get a reply soon, I will go ahead and write part 2 and post a bunch of pictures!.

Btw 2: "Confusado", "condundido", you say "Tomato", I say "Tomatoe", same shyt, wahahahaha!!.

 

[AZB]

As always, miguel is a great host and knows how to treat his friends right. Too bad he is gay.
I am not in DR at the moment but I do happen to carry my laptop. Here are some of my photos.

 

[AZB]

Juanita (right), mayra's daughter (left) and my GF in the back, bored.

sugar cane vender

 

[AZB]

Beauty and the Beast - Miguel posing with Mrs. AZB (censored a bit)

 

[Rocky]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnn, those photos are great.
You could take pix of the Aurora Borealis, Mount Kilimanjaro, or maybe the Grand Canyon, and they would be pretty sights to see, but these pix have "feeling".

 

[Berzin]

Oh-My-God is this ugly, fat, old guy the one who has been trash talking to me??????????? You should look in the mirror Miguel!!! Waaaaahaaaaa to you!!

Don't hijack this thread, darling-its' going well so far.

Besides, why call him names when he clearly doesn't care what you think?

You're just setting yourself up for more personal attacks.gre:

Miguel, did you go out at night or did you stay in? I was wondering what the nightlife is like where you were.

 

[margaret]

AZB... you said your GF was bored? I think she was a little jealous (we pretend we don't care when we really do) and Mayra looking right into the camera with that look. Yes, Rocky "feeling",you got that right!! High drama!

And just a little clarification... I meant guacamole! Let's just leave it at that.

 

[planner]

AZB's girlfriend is really quite nice - but she is younger and hanging out with the old farts can be boring.....LOL Sorry I missed seeing her again, I enjoyed talking with her last time.

Love the photos!! Great shots.

Honeybunch - don't start a battle you can't possibly win honey, especially on this thread............

 

[miguel]

Senor Iguano........

As always, miguel is a great host and knows how to treat his friends right.

La votaste, mamao!!. Great pictures. Thanks.

Call me all the "names in the book" but there's one thing I know how to do: Treat people!. Right or wrong, I know how, hahaha!!.

I was a great host (your words) because it's easy hosting great people!!. As simple as that!.

Oooohhh, and before I forget:

How come the Iguana kept calling your name at night and never spoke or smiled after you left?., Wahahahahahaha!!!.

 

[miguel]

No se preocupen.....

Don't hijack this thread, darling-its' going well so far.

Besides, why call him names when he clearly doesn't care what you think?

You're just setting yourself up for more personal attacks.gre:

Miguel, did you go out at night or did you stay in? I was wondering what the nightlife is like where you were.

Berzin and Planner, aka, My Little Firecracker, don't worry about her. You know how I operate and all I am doing is giving her enough rope so she can hang herself. Just wait!!.

Berzin, as I said before, it was a "relax vacation" and the only time I came out was to go to the colmado with Juanita and walk on the beach.

Besides, my friends came to me, my food was prepared (ANYTHING we wanted to eat), snacks and chocolates were all over the place (except the Godiva chocs I brought for Planner, er, all the girls), beers and rums were everywhere, the beach was at my front porch........

I mean, why in hell leave the place.

So no, I don't know about the nightlife.

I do know that Playa Guayacanes is not, YET, contaminated with hookers and "johns".

Berzin, I have been going to Playa Guayacanes for more than 20 years. A little more traffic now but is still, in my opinion, 50 times better than Boca Chica.

If you want a beach you will feel like the beach is ALLLL yours, Playa Guayacanes is the beach to go to.

And btw, they only have a few resorts and there are some tourists. Actually, and as I told My Little Firecracker over the phone, one tourists even tried to pick me up while I was walking on the beach!!. Yes, me, fat, ugly, old and short, she did (more on that later).

Yes, she was THAT desperate!!!!, wahahahaha!!.

 

[M.A.R.]

AZB I'm in love with you.......through your pictures, they are beautiful.

Hey I think AZB's girlfriend looks pretty happy talking to Miguel, ohhh ohhh.:cheeky:

 

[chuckuindy]

Hey grandpa, long time!!.

Yes, we had a great time. It would have been much better if you were there, minus the girls and "girlie drinks", wahahahaha!!.

Now, let me you post more pics Juanita sent me.

Have you not heard? I have given up both girls and "girlie" drinks.

Chuckuindy

 

[miguel]

Ese era tu'?

Shucks, I can't believe I missed you guys!! I drove right past there on Saturday with the better half and her sister.

We go to Guayacanes once in a blue moon, and we went the same day you guys were there... spooky!!

Hey, wait a minute... are you the ones Ingrid saw ducking down behind the walls when we were scanning the beach???? I told her she was imagining things..

That was you????. Shyt, as soon as I saw you, all I said was:

"HIDE, there's a DR1 member looking for fun!!!!!!!", wahahahaha!!.

Playa Guayacanes is the beach to go to if all you want to do is REEEEEAAALY enjoy a beach were you are NOT stopped evey second by people selling you things, if you just want to relax and NOT be around SOOOO many people, and if you do NOT want to be approached by hookers and pimps.

Shyt, I don't remember the last time I went to Boca Chica. Perhaps close to 20 odd years!!.

Uuuummmm, I wonder why?.

 

[M.A.R.]

Shyt, I don't remember the last time I went to Boca Chica. Perhaps close to 20 odd years!!.

Uuuummmm, I wonder why?.

Probably because that's when you gave up women all together.
and as you would end a funny statement, wahahahaha ha .:cheeky:

 

[miguel]

Que le paso a esta?....

Hey I think AZB's girlfriend looks pretty happy talking to Miguel, ohhh ohhh.:cheeky:

Nooooo, no, no, would NEVER go there, EEEEVER!!.

She was a little quiet, shy if you will, and there's no "quiet" or "shy" when you are around me because I WILL find a way to make you open up!.

Girl, just wait for part 2 (manana), and then and only then you will see that I have not, NOR will I ever, give women up!!.

Shyt, I rather turn into a lesbian gay man!!. Get it, "lesbian"?. Wahahaha!.

Easy women, yes, wahahahahahaha!!.

 

[shadInToronto]

Great pics guys and it looks beautiful there, especially the colour of the sky, water, plants, beach, ....

About switching teams Miguel, there's nothing wrong with that, but don't let me hear that you're playing footsie in an airport's washroom then your 'axx is grass'.

 

[miguel]

No, papa'!

Great pics guys and it looks beautiful there, especially the colour of the sky, water, plants, beach, ....

About switching teams Miguel, there's nothing wrong with that, but don't let me hear that you're playing footsie in an airport's washroom then your 'axx is grass'.

Nooooo, no, buddy, no "footsie" for me!.

Wasn't that the way you met AZB?. Wahahahahaha!!.

Berzin:

Here's one of the Villas picture sent to me by Juanita. Again, not a big deal but it had everything we needed!. (Note the clothes drying on the porch. BUUUT we were having so much fun that we didn't even realized that there was a washer and dyer set in THE PATIO!!!).

 

[AnnaC]

Can you tell us what these villas cost for a week or two?

 

[miguel]

Pues mira que no.....

Can you tell us what these villas cost for a week or two?

NOOOOOO!!!. Wahahahahaha!!.

Keep in mind that I did NOT pay the amount they rent it for because the owner is a good friend of my friend Mayra.

Not that expensive anyways.

Send me a PM and I will give you their website, unless you want me to post it here and have Robert hang me by the "bolas".

Free advertising anyone?. Wahahahaha!!.

 

[Rocky]

NOOOOOO!!!. Wahahahahaha!!.

Keep in mind that I did NOT pay the amount they rent it for because the owner is a good friend of my friend Mayra.

Not that expensive anyways.

Send me a PM and I will give you their website, unless you want me to post it here and have Robert hang me by the "bolas".

Free advertising anyone?. Wahahahaha!!.

It's a 3rd party recommendation.
Nothing wrong with that.