Beach Etiquette: When Speedos Attack!

RHM

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Here's the last one for the week. It's about a "miracle" I recently witnessed.

Virgin Mary Performs Miracle in DR!

Enjoy,

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Squat

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And swimming naked feels even better...but most people don't want to see your "twig and berries" on a PUBLIC BEACH!

as for the Speedo...you guys look like you're smuggling olives. :)

RHM
I don't loose any sleep over what most people don't want to see, or what people think I look like...

On the other hand, I would love to see quads (4 wheels) banned from the beach, as they are IMO a bigger nuisance than my humble self wearing Speedos...

;)
 

caipiranha

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Do you really know the DR??? - Yes, I would say so.
Did you really leave your a.i.-resort? - No.

@RHM
How is it possible to know a country if you never left your a.i.-prison? I?d never dare to say that I know the US, when I only visited Disney World 1 or 2 times.

I did not encounter many Dominicans during the week. Mostly Europeans and Americans. Very few Dominicans and yes I would know the difference.]

It?s always nice to meet a true expert for Dominican culture and Dominican way of life...

Best wishes from Europe. ;)
 

RHM

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How is it possible to know a country if you never left your a.i.-prison? I?d never dare to say that I know the US, when I only visited Disney World 1 or 2 times.



It?s always nice to meet a true expert for Dominican culture and Dominican way of life...

Best wishes from Europe. ;)

Everything I know I learned from reading DR1.

Best wishes from Santo Domingo,

RHM
 

Lambada

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It's a location & generation thing isn't it? The first time I saw men wearing those long baggy swimming 'shorts' I nearly died laughing inside (too polite to show it!) - particularly when wet they looked like a cross between wet wrapping paper & a soggy kilt. I assumed that none of the men were strong swimmers & these were some sort of flotation device............probably not a very effective one ;). Or they were for men who didn't know how to ........er........'dress' shall we say. But you have to remember I was brought up in UK where those short things were definitely not de rigueur, AND I was a serious swimmer AND this was many years ago.

But..........it stays with you. Just as you Scandall were raised in a baggy shorts culture so you think real men don't wear speedos, I was raised in one which thinks baggy shorts look simply dreadful. I still do but I wouldn't impugn the virilty of those who wear them................well not loudly anyway. Never heard of the gay speedo link - it must have stayed the other side of the Atlantic. Hampered from crossing by the ineffective flotation devices no doubt.

Have to say your cure has worked remarkably when one compares your chubby speedo pic with the wedding pics ;) .
 

metalgirl404

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hehe at least somebody is telling the truth to the men that like to wear speedos, boys u have to get the point, speedos and boys are not good combination, like the article says make u look gay and weird sometimes. men wearing beach shorts are the sexier thing in a beach specially if they are surfers or have good body.
 

Lapurr

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And swimming naked feels even better...but most people don't want to see your "twig and berries" on a PUBLIC BEACH!

as for the Speedo...you guys look like you're smuggling olives. :)

RHM

swimming naked is great-talk about Freedom!! yeah i have been known to take it off every now and then-but far from shore!! no where near the beach or the public!!

it just feels great!!:cheeky:
 

CyaBye3015

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swimming naked is great-talk about Freedom!! yeah i have been known to take it off every now and then-but far from shore!! no where near the beach or the public!!

it just feels great!!:cheeky:

As the young people here in the US say.....TMI
 

M.A.R.

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swimming naked is great-talk about Freedom!! yeah i have been known to take it off every now and then-but far from shore!! no where near the beach or the public!!

it just feels great!!:cheeky:

wow yes, well i tried swimming topless and it felt so nice. actually i can't swim i was in the water and i got a few other women to try it, it was fun.:cheeky:

next time, must get rid of the bottom.
 

Lapurr

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Sorry I'll keep my skinny dipp srories to myself and you bronxboy if you are willing to listen!!I will tell you the "Naked truth" lol!!**wink ,wink wiiiink....**:cheeky:
 

jrzyguy

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jeje...my friends and i always get confused with the speedo thing. We never can figure out if the person wearing them is gay or european.
 

Lapurr

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Ok Straight men wear them too!!they have too!! I think they originated from Austrailia!!