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Criss Colon

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Jan 2, 2002
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After reading the elephant "poop" coffee story, I have a great IDEA to bring a new "Poop Coffee" to market.
I'll call it "Colon Coffee", or "CC" for short!
I will eat the coffee "cherries", and save my "Poop".
My workers will then pick through my excrement and pluck out the beans.I hope it is not against DR1 Forum rules to advertise a "product" on line here.
But I am offering positions as "Bean Plucker,s" to the DR1 Community!
The pay is not much, but it's an "All You Can Eat" position!!!
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Our slogan will be:
"It's So Good, It'l make You Puke!"

ps. I just got an email from chip!
He is very interested in a "Pooper Scooper" position!!!
 
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AlterEgo

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Jan 9, 2009
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After reading the elephant "poop" coffee story, I have a great IDEA to bring a new "Poop Coffee" to market.
I'll call it "Colon Coffee", or "CC" for short!
I will eat the coffee "cherries", and save my "Poop".
My workers will then pick through my excrement and pluck out the beans.I hope it is not against DR1 Forum rules to advertise a "product" on line here.
But I am offering positions as "Bean Plucker,s" to the DR1 Community!
The pay is not much, but it's an "All You Can Eat" position!!!
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCColon CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCoffee
Our slogan will be:
"It's So Good, It'l make You Puke!

Okay, now THAT made me laugh!!!