Dad Jokes


Nickel with tin plating
Apr 12, 2019
My girlfriend thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she said in her diary.

My girlfriend thinks I'm terrible in bed. Kinda unfair to judge me on only 1 minute.

Whoever stole my copy of MS Office I will find you. You have my word.

What do you call a small British mother? A minimum.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I've begun to use old newspapers. The Times are rough.

2 guys walk into a bar...the 3rd one ducks.

I'm giving my chimney away for free. You could say it's on the house.

What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates.