It would appear that around a million tree frogs, each with it's own megaphone have moved into our garden. We thought the noise was "quaint" when we first arrived but, having not slept for a month because of the bloody noise we're ready to take drastic action!
We would like to ask them politely, but firmly to leave. To be honest, the constant night time orgy is starting to get on my t*ts! Suggestions of sub-machine guns although welcome are not particularly helpful.
I have found that a very bright torch shone into the tree shuts them up, but it's attracting low flying aircraft and a million other critters. It also doesn't cure the fact that I can't sleep because I'm up all night flashing the torch on and off. I've considered cornering a few tree snakes and bringing them to the party but I think there would probably be a Dog V's Snake confrontation and apparently both sides have a nasty bite.
So, suggestions please. Someone, somewhere must know what to do - in all seriousness this is quite a pain in the ar*e.
Thanks
S&N
We would like to ask them politely, but firmly to leave. To be honest, the constant night time orgy is starting to get on my t*ts! Suggestions of sub-machine guns although welcome are not particularly helpful.
I have found that a very bright torch shone into the tree shuts them up, but it's attracting low flying aircraft and a million other critters. It also doesn't cure the fact that I can't sleep because I'm up all night flashing the torch on and off. I've considered cornering a few tree snakes and bringing them to the party but I think there would probably be a Dog V's Snake confrontation and apparently both sides have a nasty bite.
So, suggestions please. Someone, somewhere must know what to do - in all seriousness this is quite a pain in the ar*e.
Thanks
S&N