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Describe a Chopo for me
May, if you are opened minded person with street smartness then you will feel comfirtable anywhere. But if you possess genuine humor that dominicans can relate to then you will be the center of the attention of the crowd. They will all accept you with open arms. Dominicans are very simple people who only want to laugh and joke around over a few drinks all the time. Even when they have serious problems in the minds, they still find time to get away from it all and enjoy a little laughter and listen to some music.
Last night I was invited to go to Ahi-Bar to meet my friend's friends. As I walked in, they all had a practical joke waiting to be pulled on me. But me being AZB, I was all prepared and surprised them all. They asked me if I were a chiropractor in santiago but I replied that chiropractic is my cover, in actuality, I have a business in santiago for which I am not so proud of. The girls curiously asked me what type of a business? So with a straight face i told them that I cleaned septic tanks (limpieza de pozos septicos). They curiously asked me the name of the company, so I replied "chupa mierda CXA". It means "sh*T sucking". They all rolled off their chair with a huge laughter. I still kept my straight face and said, "you see what I mean, no one takes it seriously...". Then I gave them my telephone number "1-200-****" (a toll free number).
Now this is simple dirty humor and they all laughed so hard, I guess the drinks had something to do with it. They asked me how long I have been living in DR. I said 6 years or more, I am not sure. they said, how could that be that you are not sure, I said, because I was drunk for the first 2 years in puerto plata.
I know its not so funny as you read it but you had to be there in person and over a few drinks even the lamest person will crack.
S there you have it, the secret to winning a dominican friendship, be funny but in a genuine way, not memorized jokes and no american humor that they can't understand.have a nice day,
AZB
P.S. these girls were no chopas. they were bankers who came in their own late model cars and one actually paid my bill. She insisted.
Last night I was invited to go to Ahi-Bar to meet my friend's friends. As I walked in, they all had a practical joke waiting to be pulled on me. But me being AZB, I was all prepared and surprised them all. They asked me if I were a chiropractor in santiago but I replied that chiropractic is my cover, in actuality, I have a business in santiago for which I am not so proud of. The girls curiously asked me what type of a business? So with a straight face i told them that I cleaned septic tanks (limpieza de pozos septicos). They curiously asked me the name of the company, so I replied "chupa mierda CXA". It means "sh*T sucking". They all rolled off their chair with a huge laughter. I still kept my straight face and said, "you see what I mean, no one takes it seriously...". Then I gave them my telephone number "1-200-****" (a toll free number).
Now this is simple dirty humor and they all laughed so hard, I guess the drinks had something to do with it. They asked me how long I have been living in DR. I said 6 years or more, I am not sure. they said, how could that be that you are not sure, I said, because I was drunk for the first 2 years in puerto plata.
I know its not so funny as you read it but you had to be there in person and over a few drinks even the lamest person will crack.
S there you have it, the secret to winning a dominican friendship, be funny but in a genuine way, not memorized jokes and no american humor that they can't understand.have a nice day,
AZB
P.S. these girls were no chopas. they were bankers who came in their own late model cars and one actually paid my bill. She insisted.
and they were from wealthy Santiago families!
They were university graduates.They were slim,with long straight hair! They were tall,with smooth white skin!They would never date a tourista!
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They were university graduates.They were slim,with long straight hair! They were tall,with smooth white skin!They would never date a tourista!
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Ok Everybody! Now you now what a Chopo is!!!!!!
I can point out 8 particular parts of AZB's Post that Links him directly with being a Chopo! Can You?
Extra Credit question!!! Can you tell me why he isn't a Chopo?
Extra Bonus credit question!!! If not a Chopo what is he?
AZB said:
Ok Everybody! Now you now what a Chopo is!!!!!!
I can point out 8 particular parts of AZB's Post that Links him directly with being a Chopo! Can You?
Extra Credit question!!! Can you tell me why he isn't a Chopo?
Extra Bonus credit question!!! If not a Chopo what is he?
Tony C said:
I think everyone will always have different variations on what a Chopo/a is.
Tony C said:
No I can't because I don't take the board that seriously. If I were to that would be a bit unhealthy. (Mental Health)
Tony C said:
See pervious answer.
Tony C said:
He is a poster at DR1, just like the rest of us.(that's all that matters)
May,
This forum IS the place for you. Me thinks you have been bitten by the DR bug, and you won't find a better place to scratch the itch. All forums are maddening at times, as they are just opines of the people present.
Music has been the lightning rod everywhere. Think Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ozzie, and my personal unfavorite , ranchero ( en Mexico). I get an immediate mental image from those, and it's not very flattering (and I am guilty of groovin' on all of them at times). And I keep going back because the people are FUN. And ,to me,that's all that matters in the end.
This forum IS the place for you. Me thinks you have been bitten by the DR bug, and you won't find a better place to scratch the itch. All forums are maddening at times, as they are just opines of the people present.
Music has been the lightning rod everywhere. Think Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ozzie, and my personal unfavorite , ranchero ( en Mexico). I get an immediate mental image from those, and it's not very flattering (and I am guilty of groovin' on all of them at times). And I keep going back because the people are FUN. And ,to me,that's all that matters in the end.
Tony C said:
I am a pretty laid back person. As I have previously said, I have traveled alone extensively, and have never had a problem. I think this is due, in part, with my ability to adapt to my surrounding -- whatever that may be. AZB, I actually found the "humor" in your post, even if I wasn't there. But with two drinks, I'm sure I would have been falling off my seat. Sorry I missed it!!
TonyC, I will make it easier for you in a few simple lines. I am complete people person. i can relate to anyone and everyone. I am not from the elite class nor even from a rich class. I am in a class of my own. i do have a little chopo in me like many others. Unlike you, I don't pretent to be a classy elite classed person. I am "myself" and thats why people love me. I can make a party spiral out of control in fun and laughter if given the right ingredients, people and atmoshphere. Can you say the same about youself? So get off your high horse and come to ground Zero. You don't have to spend a lonely life forever. Our chopo membership is open to all.
Have a nice day.
AZB
Have a nice day.
AZB
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Confessions of a "Chopo Gringo"!
I love "Bachata" loud!!!!!!!!!
I love ice cold "Presidente" with "Clamato!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a "Jonny Cake" fanatico!!!!
I can eat "Arenque" straight,or any other way!!!!
"Pierna" is a religion to me!
I have a"Defensa" on the front AND back of my "Guagua!"
I have eaten a "Sanwish de espagetti!"at the Boca Chica beach.
I have broken two teeth,one eating "Moro de juandules"(a rock!) and the other con "Chicharrrrrrrrrrones"!
I like my sex "Bare Back"!
I watch "Sabado de Corporan",and 9 por 9 Roberto,Perdona la Hora,etc.,but only to watch the dancers!
I like dark skinned "Grillos" from "Cristo Rey,"Capotillo","Los Mina",'Sabana Perdida",San Juan de la Mata,and Puerto Plata/Sosua!
Do you still love me Tony??? Cris Colon
I love "Bachata" loud!!!!!!!!!
I love ice cold "Presidente" with "Clamato!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a "Jonny Cake" fanatico!!!!
I can eat "Arenque" straight,or any other way!!!!
"Pierna" is a religion to me!
I have a"Defensa" on the front AND back of my "Guagua!"
I have eaten a "Sanwish de espagetti!"at the Boca Chica beach.
I have broken two teeth,one eating "Moro de juandules"(a rock!) and the other con "Chicharrrrrrrrrrones"!
I like my sex "Bare Back"!
I watch "Sabado de Corporan",and 9 por 9 Roberto,Perdona la Hora,etc.,but only to watch the dancers!
I like dark skinned "Grillos" from "Cristo Rey,"Capotillo","Los Mina",'Sabana Perdida",San Juan de la Mata,and Puerto Plata/Sosua!
Do you still love me Tony??? Cris Colon
Criss,Criss Colon said:
I'm not gay but if I was I still wouldn't do you. But I still love ya dude!
Is it me or has anybody else noticed that our resident witch doctor has no sense of humor whatsoever?