Desperately Seeking Ms Goodbar

william webster

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I am turning myself in
Throwing in the towel
Retreating from life
Biting the bullet...

Get my drift, SnowFlake?

I need a geriatric nurse...FAST !!!!

I have mental issues, losing my beans, soft in the noodle.... all of the above and below!!

Last night, heavy cloud cover, no DISH TV...bored out my eyeballs
I retreated to 'mi club'... the local gas station with Internet, alcohol, and a waitress.

As I happened to be on the phone with Buster Blowhard lamenting the demise of the DR1 caliber,
I glanced over at my computer and other cell phone (I have 2 , A global and an RD)

WHAT???
where's that second phone ????

I ask the chica.... donde...
she keeps pointing to my one on the counter...

No , No... I repeat .... el azul.... buscando mi azul !

When I see her eyes move from mine to my ear and back
...... I got it...... sorry to say

It was in my hand , on my ear listening to Buster


I am officially senile, out to lunch... punched my ticket....

Anything I say here forward should be tempered by this knowledge....

Bye Bye to all of you.... please write to the asylum....

I want a corner room and round the clock infermeras.....
preferably ones who can hold their breath for extended periods... lung capacity is a good thing
Balloons .... who doesn't like balloons??? Reminds me of a party....

Only three sizes............ large, huge and ..... just right

Where is Nurse Ratched when you need her??
 

southern

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Hold off W.W a little exercise and a testosterone shot will keep you out of "depends" for another 5 to 10 years
 

zoomzx11

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That's just the modern version of where are my glasses, anyone seen my glasses? Nothing to worry about in the slightest.
 

LTSteve

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I am turning myself in
Throwing in the towel
Retreating from life
Biting the bullet...

Get my drift, SnowFlake?

I need a geriatric nurse...FAST !!!!

I have mental issues, losing my beans, soft in the noodle.... all of the above and below!!

Last night, heavy cloud cover, no DISH TV...bored out my eyeballs
I retreated to 'mi club'... the local gas station with Internet, alcohol, and a waitress.

As I happened to be on the phone with Buster Blowhard lamenting the demise of the DR1 caliber,
I glanced over at my computer and other cell phone (I have 2 , A global and an RD)

WHAT???
where's that second phone ????

I ask the chica.... donde...
she keeps pointing to my one on the counter...

No , No... I repeat .... el azul.... buscando mi azul !

When I see her eyes move from mine to my ear and back
...... I got it...... sorry to say

It was in my hand , on my ear listening to Buster


I am officially senile, out to lunch... punched my ticket....

Anything I say here forward should be tempered by this knowledge....

Bye Bye to all of you.... please write to the asylum....

I want a corner room and round the clock infermeras.....
preferably ones who can hold their breath for extended periods... lung capacity is a good thing
Balloons .... who doesn't like balloons??? Reminds me of a party....

Only three sizes............ large, huge and ..... just right

Where is Nurse Ratched when you need her??
Very funny, but # so sad. Seriously, though, I'm with you brother. I've done something very similar. This bs about getting older being like fine wine is not true. It is no fun getting older, although I do feel I have gotten a little smarter along the way. When I was younger I alway figured life got easier and less complicated as you got older, but it doesn't. Only one question and I really need an answer. Does your room have an ocean view?
 

Hillbilly

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Oh WWWWWWW!!!
That was a wonderful post! I seriously wonder if it will happen to me one of these days or if I am noticing something like that in other people. From the pinnacle of near 80, it seems like all others are so young and with it.


Here is a phrase I heard the other day in my Uber after a woman in an SUV turned across our lane and into the gym on campus at the PUCMM. It goes to show the influence of US English in our local tongue: "Coño, ella hizo un f**k it!!"

I asked the guy if he had lived in the states and he said no, why?

I said because "a f**k it turn" is English.....it is really expressive....you know that "Oh, f**k it! sort of thing people do??

Laughed all the way home...

It is raining, and my umbrella does not seem to want to open...

I guess I will just have to "f**k it" and get wet...

Have a good day folks...YOLO

HB sort of smilin'
 

william webster

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hahahaha
I use that F phrase all the time........ hoping there are no English speakers within earshot.....

I guess I'll need to be more careful if it's squeezing into the local vernacular!!!
 

RDKNIGHT

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First sign that your getting old is when you get up off the couch to get something and three steps into your walk you forget what you are getting.... that's scary ...... but look at it this way many folks we grewup with are not here any more.
SO BE HAPPY YOUR'E STILL HERE....
 

william webster

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Happens all the time.....

Go to the kitchen/bathroom wherever.....to get something
and scratch my head when I get there.....
 

the gorgon

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First sign that your getting old is when you get up off the couch to get something and three steps into your walk you forget what you are getting.... that's scary ...... but look at it this way many folks we grewup with are not here any more.
SO BE HAPPY YOUR'E STILL HERE....
nope...the first sign is when you have something in your hand, put it down involuntarily, and have no idea where you put it. so, you search for 15 minutes, and give up. an hour later you return to the area, and there it is, in plain sight, right where you looked long and hard.
 

ExDR

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I am turning myself in
Throwing in the towel
Retreating from life
Biting the bullet...

Get my drift, SnowFlake?

I need a geriatric nurse...FAST !!!!

I have mental issues, losing my beans, soft in the noodle.... all of the above and below!!

Last night, heavy cloud cover, no DISH TV...bored out my eyeballs
I retreated to 'mi club'... the local gas station with Internet, alcohol, and a waitress.

As I happened to be on the phone with Buster Blowhard lamenting the demise of the DR1 caliber,
I glanced over at my computer and other cell phone (I have 2 , A global and an RD)

WHAT???
where's that second phone ????

I ask the chica.... donde...
she keeps pointing to my one on the counter...

No , No... I repeat .... el azul.... buscando mi azul !

When I see her eyes move from mine to my ear and back
...... I got it...... sorry to say

It was in my hand , on my ear listening to Buster


I am officially senile, out to lunch... punched my ticket....

Anything I say here forward should be tempered by this knowledge....

Bye Bye to all of you.... please write to the asylum....

I want a corner room and round the clock infermeras.....
preferably ones who can hold their breath for extended periods... lung capacity is a good thing
Balloons .... who doesn't like balloons??? Reminds me of a party....

Only three sizes............ large, huge and ..... just right

Where is Nurse Ratched when you need her??

You better leave the DR because the mental asylums there are deplorable at best. nevertheless, I empathize with you as I do some of the same things often. It's hell getting old!
 

USA DOC

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I am turning myself in
Throwing in the towel
Retreating from life
Biting the bullet...

Get my drift, SnowFlake?

I need a geriatric nurse...FAST !!!!

I have mental issues, losing my beans, soft in the noodle.... all of the above and below!!

Last night, heavy cloud cover, no DISH TV...bored out my eyeballs
I retreated to 'mi club'... the local gas station with Internet, alcohol, and a waitress.

As I happened to be on the phone with Buster Blowhard lamenting the demise of the DR1 caliber,
I glanced over at my computer and other cell phone (I have 2 , A global and an RD)

WHAT???
where's that second phone ????

I ask the chica.... donde...
she keeps pointing to my one on the counter...

No , No... I repeat .... el azul.... buscando mi azul !

When I see her eyes move from mine to my ear and back
...... I got it...... sorry to say

It was in my hand , on my ear listening to Buster


I am officially senile, out to lunch... punched my ticket....

Anything I say here forward should be tempered by this knowledge....

Bye Bye to all of you.... please write to the asylum....

I want a corner room and round the clock infermeras.....
preferably ones who can hold their breath for extended periods... lung capacity is a good thing
Balloons .... who doesn't like balloons??? Reminds me of a party....

Only three sizes............ large, huge and ..... just right

Where is Nurse Ratched when you need her??
...WW hold on there, remember what happened to Jack Nicolson ?? in the end , and what nurse Ratchet did to him in the end..... he was a human paper weight, drooling in his shoe... what you need is a long weekend at my house, you know , the place of religious fever and the 7 devout chicas.....Doc..........
 

Ecoman1949

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Happens all the time.....

Go to the kitchen/bathroom wherever.....to get something
and scratch my head when I get there.....
Been doing that for years WW, especially since I retired nine years ago. It's just selective memory kicking in. After years of having god knows what in my head, I only keep what's necessary in there now. I'm now on mañana time. Relax, pour yourself a nice tall glass of rum, sit, and soak up your surroundings. I'm just glad I have a horn alert on my car, otherwise, I'd would never find it in the Costco parking lot. Btw, now dealing with vertigo. Never had it before in my life. On antibiotics. Don't want it to interfere with my sailing, motorcycling, kayaking, etc. One of the other joys of aging. More people my age seem to be experiencing it. Enjoy your day.
 

william webster

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We should all start a club.....

That may be a plan DOC.....
Your newly blessed Mormon crowd...... hahaha

I'm hangin' ECO..... still kickin'....

Remember that old Timex commercial on Ed Sullivan (Solly Solomon to some)

Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.....
After being tied to a motor boat propeller for a few minutes.
 

Cdn_Gringo

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As I happened to be on the phone with Buster Blowhard lamenting the demise of the DR1 caliber...
Sure blame me for your advancing senility. I'll tell you again, it's the cerveza and the fumes from the gas station. I'd also check the RFI coming from that internet router. For there to be service in Cabrera, they must have seriously bumped up the power.