Some of the replies brought tears to my eyes, specially this one.....Rocky...you just made me read a 3 yr. old thread!!! I think you need SOMETHING...I don't know if viagra, presidentes or what...but something!!!
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<HR style="COLOR: #173f96" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->This is a serious condition not to be taken lightly. Allow me to expand.
The Buffalo Theory only applies to weak brain cells. Yours are existing in a damaged state. Had you diligently practiced the art of drinking, your condition may not have advanced to this dangerous level since the weak brain cells would be constantly purged. Little is written in current medical sources, but, taking into consideration your status and life as a "sunkie" (sunkie is a tall, thin, handsome Canadian man that only has sex with under 30 thin and attractive Dominican women) there is some potential hope for you.
There is hope if you immediately change your life style but first you must understand the nature of this illness. You have an STD. All the young women you are with drink. They are constantly purging their brains of weak cells. By maintaining close physical contact, you are receiving their weak brain cells by osmosis. Beware of any young slut with plantain breath, Vita Bruto. Besides, you never know what she's been doing with that plantain.
The antidote for your condition is to have sex with fat, ugly Canadian women which could elevate you to a sankie. The more drastic cure would be having sex with over 30 year old Dominican women. Or maybe I mean over 30 Dominican women. Whatever.....i'm feeling a bit confused myself. What side is the hot water valve?
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