I new wearing Lipton tea wasn't doing the job, all I was attracting was ants.
Well, that depends on what kind you use. If you use the powdered Iced Tea mix then you re going to repel women. That stuff is like goat pee to them. You gotta use the bags. Get them all steeped in hot water and dangle them from your ears like earrings. Guaranteed not to miss.
I had to move Juanita's picture to my blog but here are 2 more. And she is 39 years old. Still kicking yea?



Of course the closing detail, the icing on the cake, is to lipsync this song:
YouTube - Prince "If I was your Girlfriend"