DR Government employee


On Vacation....
Nov 16, 2003
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asked him, 'Were you in the service?'

Yes,' he replied. 'I was in the armed forces for three years'

The interviewer said, 'That will give you extra points toward employment' and then asked, 'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy answered, 'Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded next to me and blew my testicles off.'

The interviewer told him, 'Ok, you're hired. The hours are 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow and come in at 10:00 AM'

The guy is puzzled and asked, 'If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why do you want me to start at 10:00 AM?'

'This is a government job', the interviewer replied. 'For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'