drunk joke

[amparocorp]

drunk guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck. bartender says "i'll serve you but just don't start anything"........

 

[ConnieJane]

i like it...
neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender brings it and neutron asks 'how much' Bartender says "for you, no charge."

 

[The Virginian]

Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender said, we don't serve food in here.

Horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender asks why the long face?

 

[Gringo]

A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it!