Feeling a little Randy? Head to Randy's Clubhouse in Sosua, it opened today, I guess

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windeguy

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Hello my name is Randy......I am opening the most unique one of a kind entertainment venue in the history of Sosua this Friday January 14th.....Randy's Clubhouse.....this club will only be open from 1pm to 6pm closed on Sunday's.......this club will only allow 15 members at any one time so never overcrowded......ICE COLD AIRCONDITIONING.....Mini Golf..... Pool.....Darts......daily competitive sports contests with prizes.....1960's and 70's classic rock......Fox News and ESPN......pay an entrance fee and everything inside is free......food, drinks and games.......I have 18 bowls of different candy.......12 baskets of different high end pre packaged snacks [5 healthy]...... a bowl with over 700 mini American chocolate bars……popcorn machine..........double decker PB & J sandwiches.....as well as ice tea….fruit punch…..lemonade….and a sugar free drink….. and the best for last......every hour a chilled specialty snack will be served to members by waiter and tray service.....come on by Friday to see it for yourself....I am located right across the street from the main entrance of the casino by Playa Sosua Beach.....El Battey Sosua......RANDY'S CLUBHOUSE………BTW I will not respond to any negative comments…..i know what’s coming…. but I am stronger than that.
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chico bill

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5 hours a day. Seems like it is designed for school age kids to hang out.
Now if it only had Slot car racing.
 
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melphis

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Randy, I wish you well. Unfortunately (and I hate to be the one to tell you this) but you just invented a new definition of business failure in the DR. In the back of my mind I am hoping this is a money laundering scheme and you pull hundreds of thousands out before the DNCD shows up.

Sincerely. Good luck.
Sorry to be negative.
 

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· JanuaSarynh9 h12 ata 3:eek:1ac36e3 P0faMd ·

Hello my name is Randy......I am opening the most unique one of a kind entertainment venue in the history of Sosua this Friday January 14th.....Randy's Clubhouse.....this club will only be open from 1pm to 6pm closed on Sunday's.......this club will only allow 15 members at any one time so never overcrowded......ICE COLD AIRCONDITIONING.....Mini Golf..... Pool.....Darts......daily competitive sports contests with prizes.....1960's and 70's classic rock......Fox News and ESPN......pay an entrance fee and everything inside is free......food, drinks and games.......I have 18 bowls of different candy.......12 baskets of different high end pre packaged snacks [5 healthy]...... a bowl with over 700 mini American chocolate bars……popcorn machine..........double decker PB & J sandwiches.....as well as ice tea….fruit punch…..lemonade….and a sugar free drink….. and the best for last......every hour a chilled specialty snack will be served to members by waiter and tray service.....come on by Friday to see it for yourself....I am located right across the street from the main entrance of the casino by Playa Sosua Beach.....El Battey Sosua......RANDY'S CLUBHOUSE………BTW I will not respond to any negative comments…..i know what’s coming…. but I am stronger than that.
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Is this for real or are we being put on? Fox News? This is the oddest post I've seen on here. . .
 

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Those look like to most uncomfortable chairs ever. I give Peewee's Playhouse 6 months. Any takers?

I was just thinking that. And the way they are arranged like in the waiting room for a bus. I don't think the budget for interior design has been particularly generous.

Also what's going on with the thing hanging from the ceiling, is that a punchbag?
 
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Randy Kanusher

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· JanuaSarynh9 h12 ata 3:eek:1ac36e3 P0faMd ·

Hello my name is Randy......I am opening the most unique one of a kind entertainment venue in the history of Sosua this Friday January 14th.....Randy's Clubhouse.....this club will only be open from 1pm to 6pm closed on Sunday's.......this club will only allow 15 members at any one time so never overcrowded......ICE COLD AIRCONDITIONING.....Mini Golf..... Pool.....Darts......daily competitive sports contests with prizes.....1960's and 70's classic rock......Fox News and ESPN......pay an entrance fee and everything inside is free......food, drinks and games.......I have 18 bowls of different candy.......12 baskets of different high end pre packaged snacks [5 healthy]...... a bowl with over 700 mini American chocolate bars……popcorn machine..........double decker PB & J sandwiches.....as well as ice tea….fruit punch…..lemonade….and a sugar free drink….. and the best for last......every hour a chilled specialty snack will be served to members by waiter and tray service.....come on by Friday to see it for yourself....I am located right across the street from the main entrance of the casino by Playa Sosua Beach.....El Battey Sosua......RANDY'S CLUBHOUSE………BTW I will not respond to any negative comments…..i know what’s coming…. but I am stronger than that.
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I'm confused. I just clicked on the link to check out Randy's FB page for the new place, and it's not available? Why would he do that?
 
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