Female Sex Tourists

[Criss Colon]

Too much "PeePee" Envy!!!!!!!
Possibly from those who are Lacking????
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The "Bigger The Cushion", the Better the "Pushin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Nobody love a Fat Man, .but "Ohhhhhhhhhh" how a Fat Man can LOVE"!!!!!!!

 

[Criss Colon]

Last time I visited my Urologist in Boston, I told him I thought my penis was shrinking!!!!
He said, "No, it's just that for every inch your "Belly" gets bigger, your penis looks smaller"!
I have gained 3 inches around my "Belly", and am about to go "Negative" on my penis!!!!!!!
"Not To Worry"!
I may get to old to "Cut The Mustard",....but never to "Lick The JAR"!!!!! :lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick:
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[william webster]

who will help you coax that little rascal out into the daylight??

like a mushroom - only grows in the dark

 

[Criss Colon]

I call it my "Little Turtle Head"!
When I hold it near some "Meat" out he comes!
"Sometimes"! :ermm::ermm::ermm::ermm::ermm:
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[william webster]

A Turtle..... a Snapper, they like meat!!

 

[william webster]

any relation to Al E. Gator ??

 

[Bronxboy]

These never really last.

CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!