Funny Friday!

Rocky

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What does a fortune cookie sound like?
A lot of people don't even know about the sounds that fortune cookies make.
Take the ones made at the Huflungdung factory, they make a very beefy type of sound, while fortune cookies coming out of the ever popular Confused Confucius factory, make a fart-like sound when you squeeze them.
So there is no one true answer to your question, Chris.
It really depends on where they were made.
 
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naturelover

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we dont do humour any more.........people take offense. I might limit myself to private replies
 

johne

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and those made in Italy sound like---"Johneeeeeeee get your a$# home pasta is ready"

source: 10 year old kid playing in the streets of NY
 

johne

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further to the OP point...

how many angels fit on the head of a pin?

PS I'm almost done
john