XanaduRanch said:
Click here and follow the links to the page on Santo Domingo / Gay Places. The controversial quote comes from their description of a pub in the colonial zone.
Still wondering when it is going to be ready.
Chiri
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Gay Hotel Project Coming to El Limon, Samana
Click here and follow the links to the page on Santo Domingo / Gay Places. The controversial quote comes from their description of a pub in the colonial zone.
Still wondering when it is going to be ready.
Chiri
What?
I'm not near Samana so all I know is what I see on the web site as far as completion status.
"RED ZONE - Arzobispo Noel Street. It closes on Mondays and Tuesdays - It is a dangerous place and it is a good advice not to go alone.
OK. I will show my ignorance because I don't know where this is in the capital. Why dangerous? You might get a drive-by makeover? A patron might cruelly diss your color preferences by suggesting that the shade of pink in your shirt clashes with your red hot pants? What? Or is it like a sailor bar with real friendly big guys weighing 300 pounds with lots of body hair like Escott that want you to join them on their tanker. Next stop, Shanghai!
That should be a real interesting sidetrip for the patrons of Cayo Limon!
Tom (aka XR)
I'm not near Samana so all I know is what I see on the web site as far as completion status.
"RED ZONE - Arzobispo Noel Street. It closes on Mondays and Tuesdays - It is a dangerous place and it is a good advice not to go alone.
OK. I will show my ignorance because I don't know where this is in the capital. Why dangerous? You might get a drive-by makeover? A patron might cruelly diss your color preferences by suggesting that the shade of pink in your shirt clashes with your red hot pants? What? Or is it like a sailor bar with real friendly big guys weighing 300 pounds with lots of body hair like Escott that want you to join them on their tanker. Next stop, Shanghai!
That should be a real interesting sidetrip for the patrons of Cayo Limon!
Tom (aka XR)
OK-It's clear now why those young boys need protection.....
If you check the rest of the resort site, look at accommodations, and slide your cursor over the dining room.......
enjoy also shrimp from the river or the delicious kid!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
If you check the rest of the resort site, look at accommodations, and slide your cursor over the dining room.......
enjoy also shrimp from the river or the delicious kid!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
I'll pass on the delicious kid but actually maybe I'll have to make a trip, If Alba will let me, to sample the sucking pig.
According to their web site, smart clothes are not required poolside. So I guess I can pack my dumb clothes. I have lots of those! But then again, their rooms are like a kind of suit. Don't forget. Yep! The pool has cocktails. Sorry! Couldn't resist pointing that out. Anyone getb the idea that AjiCaribe translated this? I haven't gusted my brains out like this in months. Too funny!
Tom (aka XR)
P.S.
Somebody really needs to send them a polite little e-mail. This is too funny, but I don't think they know that their site reads like a Saturday Night Live skit.
According to their web site, smart clothes are not required poolside. So I guess I can pack my dumb clothes. I have lots of those! But then again, their rooms are like a kind of suit. Don't forget. Yep! The pool has cocktails. Sorry! Couldn't resist pointing that out. Anyone getb the idea that AjiCaribe translated this? I haven't gusted my brains out like this in months. Too funny!
Tom (aka XR)
P.S.
Somebody really needs to send them a polite little e-mail. This is too funny, but I don't think they know that their site reads like a Saturday Night Live skit.
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LOL hn, I missed that one. But cannibals must have their niche market too, I suppose.
Bet they're surprised at the number of hits the site is getting. Better get that re-write done fast.
Chiri
edited to remove the bit about the Red Zone - I confused it with a totally different place. I don't know it at all.
Bet they're surprised at the number of hits the site is getting. Better get that re-write done fast.
Chiri
edited to remove the bit about the Red Zone - I confused it with a totally different place. I don't know it at all.
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OK. OK! Just one more!
I don't quite know exactly what was going on in the bar, BAR KISKEYA, to cause such a commotion, but their website now promises that from now on "everything will be more pleasant thanks to the background music."
:ermm:
So what noises exactly need to be covered up by the background music? As I type I am listening to music by the pool, and my system just called up "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals .." OK. God's having a little fun with me again today I see. This time at least I am having a real hoot!
Tom (aka XR)
ROTFLMAO!
I don't quite know exactly what was going on in the bar, BAR KISKEYA, to cause such a commotion, but their website now promises that from now on "everything will be more pleasant thanks to the background music."
:ermm:
So what noises exactly need to be covered up by the background music? As I type I am listening to music by the pool, and my system just called up "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals .." OK. God's having a little fun with me again today I see. This time at least I am having a real hoot!
Tom (aka XR)
ROTFLMAO!
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Oh my god.........
I have not laughed this hard in along time..Smart clothes..I wear dumb ass clothes I guess...(no jokes please...)that is too FUNNY!!!!
OK Tom now I have to worry about you in the Parliament house...I was with a man dancing..What were you doing there! LOL HA HA he hehehehehe.......I need to look at the things you guys are laughing at.... Just your description is enough for me tho..too funny.. Chiri will help them to get it "Straight" I am sure! LOL PAM
I have not laughed this hard in along time..Smart clothes..I wear dumb ass clothes I guess...(no jokes please...)that is too FUNNY!!!!
OK Tom now I have to worry about you in the Parliament house...I was with a man dancing..What were you doing there! LOL HA HA he hehehehehe.......I need to look at the things you guys are laughing at.... Just your description is enough for me tho..too funny..
Chiri will help them to get it "Straight" I am sure! LOL PAMChiri, I wish you hadn't removed that part about, what was it, 'pretentious decorating'? That was hilarious and my favorite quote, even if it was not the right spot in the Capital!
Tom (aka XR)
P.S.
Pam, I was with about 4 or 5 strapping young gay and bisexual black men friends of mine. We were bar hopping all the black clubs, and wound up there. They needed the white guy along because I was the only one who knew all the words to the rap songs. :: smile :: By the way, are you sure it was a guy you were dancing with? LOL!
Tom (aka XR)
P.S.
Pam, I was with about 4 or 5 strapping young gay and bisexual black men friends of mine. We were bar hopping all the black clubs, and wound up there. They needed the white guy along because I was the only one who knew all the words to the rap songs. :: smile :: By the way, are you sure it was a guy you were dancing with? LOL!
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Ya know...
Tom my brotha.....It was a guy I danced with but sometimes he looked like a woman LOL...He is now in Hollywood Hills Ca consumed with HIV..May not even be alive now. I have not spoken to him in 24 months or so... He wanted me to "wait" for him to decide if he was gay or not..Just would have been a miracle ya know..I did not wait and he did not go "straight"..but if he was straight I would not be with Raul these days..He was a great guy..Then again most of them are.....so women tend to say LOL Pam
Chiri..Please let the Gay resort know it is not cool to eat shrimp from little boys..whatever you were saying..I am still laughing!
Tom my brotha...
..It was a guy I danced with but sometimes he looked like a woman LOL...He is now in Hollywood Hills Ca consumed with HIV..May not even be alive now. I have not spoken to him in 24 months or so... He wanted me to "wait" for him to decide if he was gay or not..Just would have been a miracle ya know..I did not wait and he did not go "straight"..but if he was straight I would not be with Raul these days..He was a great guy..Then again most of them are.....so women tend to say LOL Pam Chiri..Please let the Gay resort know it is not cool to eat shrimp from little boys..whatever you were saying..I am still laughing!
There is a new gay hotel in Santo Domingo, just opened, and it is doing fine. Point your thing at: www.monaga.com
The hotel is the Casa de Monaga and it is excellent. Kind of like a new nice modern Duque de Wellington, but all gay men 100% not mixed like the aging Duque. And yes, the boys (18+) hang out there so drop by and pleasure papi sometime.
The hotel is the Casa de Monaga and it is excellent. Kind of like a new nice modern Duque de Wellington, but all gay men 100% not mixed like the aging Duque. And yes, the boys (18+) hang out there so drop by and pleasure papi sometime.
AZB said:
Some straights like AZB are not as logical as you all think. They are more desperate as compared to their gay counterpart due to social restraints. All of these straights would have sex with anyone and everyone if they can have a go at it. They are always looking for women and even hit on lesbians as often as they hit on straights. They always try to convince the gay man that once you try it with a woman you will never go back to a male. Funny, they are so blind, they think all gay men see the world with the same monotone colors as they do. They think if we try it with a female, meybe our dorment heterosexual feeling might wake up to a new horizon.
I often feel sorry for them because they just don't see the beauty of a masculine, handsome man. I mean, what are they missing in their genes or what have done to deserve to be so unfortunate? Don't they know what they are missing? A gay man would never ever fantasize about being with a female. We just don't fancy this thought. To me its completely foreign to think like a straight person. I think some of them are limited. They should all bow to god and ask for forgiveness for not seeing the world as it is, a myriad of people blessed with free will. :-D
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