Getting rid of a lodger?

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Africaida said:
Hilarious thread !!!!!!!!!!

Anast. send me a western union for my plane ticket. Tell him you think the house is haunted and your friend a bruja africana is on the way. I come dress in African clothes, kill a chicken, spread the blood around him and tell him that He is possessed by a bad spirit. I will speak Mandingo to him and fall on the floor in convulsions pretending to be possessed.

I promise you he will leave.

I can come next week end :)
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I doubt it will be any cheaper than a nice serving of haggis, but the video's posted on DR1 will be worth a fortune...
 
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Africaida said:
Hilarious thread !!!!!!!!!!

Anast. send me a western union for my plane ticket. Tell him you think the house is haunted and your friend a bruja africana is on the way. I come dress in African clothes, kill a chicken, spread the blood around him and tell him that He is possessed by a bad spirit. I will speak Mandingo to him and fall on the floor in convulsions pretending to be possessed.

I promise you he will leave.

I can come next week end :)
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If you promise to come to my place after and possess me. I'll share the expenses with Anast. Can't wait to hold you down during your convulsions.
 
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If you promise to come to my place after and possess me. I'll share the expenses with Anast. Can't wait to hold you down during your convulsions.
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lol Just trying to be a bit funny Eddy!!!!
 
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"Meet my little friend..."

[video=youtube;WOoUVeyaY_8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8[/video]
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I've been looking for one of those, where could I get my hands on one. Its got to an AA nothing more, nothing less.
 
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Can I just interrupt for one minute for the "stupid" phrase of the day....

I'm in the grocery store with Victor (15 months old) and he is pulling candy off of the rack while I'm in the line putting food on the belt. So I say to him "No lo toques!"
So as we are leaving some couple looking like Cletis and Bobby Sue stop me and the woman says "You speak beautiful Mexican, I wish I was bilingual".
I just looked at her like she had 3 heads and left.


Sorry for the interruption....had to tell that. Ignorant a$$es

SHALENA
 
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Personally I would have a rather large and rough individual help him off the property while not too subtly telling him it may be difficult for his health to return. Never worry about comebacks as mostly that is just talk and no action. If you let someone take advantage of you here in the DR they will continue to do so for the remainder of your natural life (or sanity).
 
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SKing said:
Can I just interrupt for one minute for the "stupid" phrase of the day....

I'm in the grocery store with Victor (15 months old) and he is pulling candy off of the rack while I'm in the line putting food on the belt. So I say to him "No lo toques!"
So as we are leaving some couple looking like Cletis and Bobby Sue stop me and the woman says "You speak beautiful Mexican, I wish I was bilingual".
I just looked at her like she had 3 heads and left.


Sorry for the interruption....had to tell that. Ignorant a$$es

SHALENA
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lol I was called Pancho Villa when I was younger by a racist boss. I gave him a piece of my mind and was fired two weeks later. lol
 
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Bronxboy said:
lol I was called Pancho Villa when I was younger by a racist boss. I gave him a piece of my mind and was fired two weeks later. lol
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Did you tell him off in English or Spanish???
Last week, the Cuban nurse that works with me in the OR (he's male), came to me laughing at said "Did you work with Dr.XXX today?" I said "Yeah, why?", he kept laughing and said, " 'Cause he came to me and said "What does it mean when somebody says to you 'Tu si jodeee'" He said that he knew it wasn't good by the look on my face but he didn't dare ask me what it meant. LOL

Thats all for my hijacking
Sorry, A...back to the ignoramus that won't leave your house....

SHALENA
 
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Anastacio, your comments on this board have shown quite often that you think logic. Why don't you use that now and resolve your problem. I'm pretty sure that you also know that you can't help a person who doesn't want to help himself. For crying out loud man put your foot down!!!!
 
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SKing said:
Can I just interrupt for one minute for the "stupid" phrase of the day....

I'm in the grocery store with Victor (15 months old) and he is pulling candy off of the rack while I'm in the line putting food on the belt. So I say to him "No lo toques!"
So as we are leaving some couple looking like Cletis and Bobby Sue stop me and the woman says "You speak beautiful Mexican, I wish I was bilingual".
I just looked at her like she had 3 heads and left.


Sorry for the interruption....had to tell that. Ignorant a$$es

SHALENA
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A colleague of mine was sooo East Boston Italian that her mother had a Mary-on-the-Halfshell in the back yard. She was in traffic once and some bozo yelled at her "Why don't you go back to Puerto Rico". :laugh:
 
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SKing said:
Did you tell him off in English or Spanish???
Last week, the Cuban nurse that works with me in the OR (he's male), came to me laughing at said "Did you work with Dr.XXX today?" I said "Yeah, why?", he kept laughing and said, " 'Cause he came to me and said "What does it mean when somebody says to you 'Tu si jodeee'" He said that he knew it wasn't good by the look on my face but he didn't dare ask me what it meant. LOL

Thats all for my hijacking
Sorry, A...back to the ignoramus that won't leave your house....

SHALENA
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Where was Dr. XXX from? "Tu si jodee" could mean "Tu est si jolie" = "You are so pretty" ;)
OK back to the ignoramus thread.
 
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"OK!"
"Anustacio",we now know that you are not going to "Throw The Bum Out!", soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,"If you can't get MAD :mad::mad:,get EVEN !!!!!! :eek:gre::eek:gre:
"PI$$" in his coffee!!,spit in his serving of. "La Bandera","Blow your nose" on his "Locrio"! :laugh::laugh::laugh: He may not leave,but you will be so busy laughing when he eats or drinks,that you won't care!!! :p:p

"PS". "Pichado",and "Nals" are always welcome to drop by my house for some "Comida",they say I have a real "Toque" with "Condom"mints! :devious::devious::cheeky::cheeky::eek::eek:

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Criss Colon said:
"OK!"
"Anustacio",we now know that you are not going to "Throw The Bum Out!", soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,"If you can't get MAD :mad::mad:,get EVEN !!!!!! :eek:gre::eek:gre:
"PI$$" in his coffee!!,spit in his serving of. "La Bandera","Blow your nose" on his "Locrio"! :laugh::laugh::laugh: He may not leave,but you will be so busy laughing when he eats or drinks,that you won't care!!! :p:p

"PS". "Pichado",and "Nals" are always welcome to drop by my house for some "Comida",they say I have a real "Toque" with "Condom"mints! :devious::devious::cheeky::cheeky::eek::eek:

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and dont forget to clean the toilet with his toothbrush
 
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Well, seeing no more responses from the OP I begin to ask myself who got kicked out there... ;)
 
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Chris..what you call Condom Mints we used to call Coney Island Whitefish. My girlfriend used to love them.
How about removing the breaker for the room that lodger is in? Or, Change all the locks and leave the lodgers belongings outside the front door. Unless you are afraid.
 
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However you get him to leave you cannot make an enemy out of the guy. Dominicans as you well know are kings of the vendetta. He will get you back. To get him out will cost you some cash. Maybe help him find another place as you are having a house full of guests and need his space. Dont make a life long enemy, its not worth it. You would be better off keeping him than having him return to do damage. This has turned into a wonderful thread. Maybe someone will have a good idea. Good luck
 
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