JD Jones

Moderator - Covid 19 in DR & North Coast
Jan 7, 2016
What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer :
Princess Diana's death.

How come?

Answer :
An English Princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
Challenge the spelling),
followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by a Canadian,
using American Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by
Mexicans Who are in the US Illegally.

That, my friends, is