Nah...Or, one could go to Cristo Rey instead since it's a tie for worst..IDK ?
if I had to guess you've never spent any time down there besides it's not a place tourist are encouraged to visit. BC on the other hand is...
Massage?
NO!
Pedicure, manicure?
NO!
2' sq. deep fried pork rind with flies from last week (if the disease doesn't get you the cholesterol will)?
NO!
Fake "Havana" Cohibas in a 'window' box (which Cohiba has never used)?
Coke?
NO!
Weed?
NO!
Young girls?
NO!
Cashews (25 for $3US)?
NO!
Candied cherries?
NO!
Wood carvings?
NO!
3' x 5' framed paint-by-numbers painting?
NO!
Local amber necklaces & bracelets?
NO!
'Real Dominican' (bootleg) CD's/DVD's?
NO!
Cheap hotel?
NO!
Some kind of nasty looking crustacean in a pail of dirty water?
NO!
Sit in my "free" beach chair at my "free" beach table?
NO!
"I have the beautiful girl..."
NO!
Ghastly physical deformity contribution?
NO!
Shoe shine (for your sandals or flip flops)?
NO!
$100.00 taxi ride to the airport?
NO!
One ice cold beer for me?
NO!
Propina for all the time I just wasted asking you a bunch of stupid questions?
F NO!
I wont even get into the type barrio rats, tigre chulos who follow them over from SD and urchins roaming the streets/ tourist areas day and night looking for their next victim.
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