Two businessmen in Vancouver are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. The store isn't ready as only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some jackass tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old fellow from Manitoba(the green Wheat Pool hat was a dead giveaway) walks to the window, has a peek, and in a slow drawl asks, "What are you selling here?"
One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes."
Without skipping a beat, the Manitoba fellow says, "Well business must be booming, I see you only got two left!"
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some jackass tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old fellow from Manitoba(the green Wheat Pool hat was a dead giveaway) walks to the window, has a peek, and in a slow drawl asks, "What are you selling here?"
One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes."
Without skipping a beat, the Manitoba fellow says, "Well business must be booming, I see you only got two left!"