I wanna be a bear!!!!!!!

MommC

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If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing
but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat like
crazy. I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the
size of walnuts)while you're sleeping and wake to
partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely
deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If
your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could
deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and
excess body fat.

Yep..... I wanna be a bear.
 

Musicqueen

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MommC...

I've always wanted to be a cat in my next life...but now I'm reconsidering...

I WANT TO BE A BEAR, TOO!!!;)