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If Falwell's body is cremated...
Bob--try -baker, maker, candlestick maker.
If you still cant figure it out call 1 800 I am dumb
johne why do I have to call you...why cant you just tell me in your post?
I failed nursery rhymes in school. :surprised :surprised :surprised
bob
I no longer sleep--I just read/post on DR1...
I totally thought of "the baker" as---ummm--somebody in--"the hot place, where Jerry would be surprised to arrive---and be baked".
another guitly/shameful giggle...knowing I am not only heartless and irreverant, but also STUPID!
Oops--I'm showing a few too many true colors...
still funny, none the less. And totally lends credence to my question about blonde jokes on another thread! I gotta go to sleep before I reveal any more stupid "secrets". Nighty night!
I totally thought of "the baker" as---ummm--somebody in--"the hot place, where Jerry would be surprised to arrive---and be baked".
another guitly/shameful giggle...knowing I am not only heartless and irreverant, but also STUPID!
Oops--I'm showing a few too many true colors...
still funny, none the less. And totally lends credence to my question about blonde jokes on another thread! I gotta go to sleep before I reveal any more stupid "secrets". Nighty night!
is she actually a widow?
what does she have to do with falwell?
she is about 65 lbs now and about ready to die of lung cancer.
I still dont see the joke here...if it is there it has to be weak.
the atheist is reaching I think
bob
So, yes, The Kid's reaching. And The Kid knows nothing about guns, other than the fact they could be dangerous in the wrong hands...
Here, let me try!
Laurapasinifan, Jerry Falwell was one of the people who brought the Jim Baker scandal to light. That?s why.
:tired:
Okay, so it?s funnier at 2 in the morning when I should be sleeping.
Also, probably funnier (though in a sick, disturbed way) if you have seen the ugly underbelly of the religious right.
In all probability JF is in glory right now and so shocked :surprised to see who else ?made it in? he doesn?t have time to give a fig about our shenanigans.
Laurapasinifan, Jerry Falwell was one of the people who brought the Jim Baker scandal to light. That?s why.
:tired:
Okay, so it?s funnier at 2 in the morning when I should be sleeping.
Also, probably funnier (though in a sick, disturbed way) if you have seen the ugly underbelly of the religious right.
In all probability JF is in glory right now and so shocked :surprised to see who else ?made it in? he doesn?t have time to give a fig about our shenanigans.
Hope he took time to learn to merengue!
It is a skill he will surely need in heaven!
I understand merengue is the official dance in heaven...
It is a skill he will surely need in heaven!
I understand merengue is the official dance in heaven...
Bob, it's a play on words, and johne explained it to you.
The Kid can predict some posters' occupations based on their "sense" of humor.
The Kid can predict some posters' occupations based on their "sense" of humor.
He he so I guess you figured me out as a starving poet.And I tried so hard to keep it a secret.
john
if that was the basis of the joke then it would work when Bakker died...not when Falwell dies...
Falwell being the one who "cooked" James Bakker.
besides Bakker is still alive...right?
so how will he meet his "baker"...
anyway, I have already spent too much time on this.
my occupation isnt a dreamer, thats for sure.
I am more than willing to give you another shot ....come back with better material
bland bob
that part was obvious...and not very funny...I was thinking there had to be an underlying catch.....
I am going to have to post a real joke , so he knows what one looks like ha ha ha
bob
Thank you!
As that Hustler dude might have said, "Eat dust, Jerry Fartwell."
And I'll reiterate: "Damn, Kid. You're good!"
...Finally, someone said it! Thanks AnnaC.
As that Hustler dude might have said, "Eat dust, Jerry Fartwell."
And I'll reiterate: "Damn, Kid. You're good!"