oh f?ck. i was wrong man, you will make money here. we have workers redoing bathrooms. today plomero arrived to move the toilet more to the left as we bought a double sink. he made me a list of stuff to buy and disappeared, leaving his helper behind. i dutifully purchased the goodies and let the helper do the work. i come back to check on him and here is what i see:
red is existing pipe that had a reversed T shaped connector for the previous toilet. blue is new god damn connection, sticking good 4 inches above the floor and providing a roller coaster ride for the fecal matter. i go all WTF. at this time maestro arrives so i order him to take all this apart and get the plomero back in the house.
what i want is to simply move this reversed T more to the left. like so:
again, red is existing pipe, blue is a new connection i want, obviously taking the old T out. plomero helper does not understand. maestro does but he still looks at me like i am a moron.
am i crazy? tell me i am not crazy. toilet plumbing here is a piece of crap as it is and it has tendency to block. why the hell would anyone put more corners/curves to make it more difficult?