You?ve got to love the Irish logic.
A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND ....
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programmes.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the
main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with
a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....
The interview was as follows: ....
The lady reporter: "I am here to collect info rmation on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease? "
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ...............
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year??
Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of info rmation?
but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? "
Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable info rmation, but what about getting to the point? "
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam.
Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day....
and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ? "
The program was never aired?..
A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND ....
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programmes.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the
main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with
a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....
The interview was as follows: ....
The lady reporter: "I am here to collect info rmation on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease? "
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ...............
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year??
Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of info rmation?
but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? "
Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable info rmation, but what about getting to the point? "
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam.
Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day....
and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ? "
The program was never aired?..