Man, I would want to see that turlet cleaned to my specs :ermm:
My worst experience with "pure" (Actually sugar) alcohol (Actually impossible to get 100% alcohol outside of a laboratory , as soon as you crack the seal water is absorbed into the hydrophilic alcohol) was at Montego Bay Jamaica
We were sitting around Doctor's Cave Beach Resort drinking Red Stripe one by one (No way could we convince bartender to sell pictures, we even poured glasses one by one into a pitcher so he could count, it was the speed or lack thereof of the waiters that was driving us nuts) slowly getting a buzz
Around 22:00 a mass of Chiefs "invaded" the place, they had booked every single room and apartment (Wondered why we couldn’t get a room in middle of summer) USS Mississippi, a fairly large Cruiser (About 600 sailors) large had arrived unbeknownst to us and every single Chief in good standing had leave (Along with 300 or so sailors added to our 2500) They politely asked if they could join our tables as we (Officers from our carrier) had taken up most of the indoor-outdoor tables at the piano bar if any recall the place, what the hell...we knew we could bunk with them and the food and parties would go all night, screw rank protocol in a foreign leave port
After another few hours, and several bottles smuggled in by the devious Chiefs, a "table boy" came by and asked if we wanted a bottle of "real rum" well we figured it would be from Appleton or one of the other fine breweries on the Island, but what does he bring back: This completely clear bottle of evil liquid
Apparently there is one distillery in all of Jamaica that makes the alcohol to distribute to the breweries, and us. We gently started sipping the stuff and passing it around, taking great amusement in everyone choking and gasping except this one old grizzled Senior Chief who would take about a 2oz chug, burp and say "ahh"
A waiter came by when I was gently sipping from the bottle and said "That gonna make your head go away" well sometime during the evening we had ordered champagne in silver coolers to impress the ladies, impress I did I woke when the sun came up with my face in a champagne bucket feeling like I had ridden the Cat without our airplane
Found out later it was 180-190 proof
GO NAVY! BEAT VIRGINIA!