Keep ya hands to yourself.... young lady.

chico bill

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Maybe a pickpocket of shoplifting shill creating a distraction?
The poor guy gets slapped by his wife. I hope he was a least guilty of doing something to get whacked like that.
 

Big

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classic!! he has something she wants and I don't think its pesos
 

Lucifer

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A reverse on Georgia Satellite's catchy tune:

You see, I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
Oh, that's when she started talking about true love, started talking about sin
I said, "Honey, I'll live with you for the rest of my life"
She said, "No huggee, no kissee until you make me a wife"

My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"
 

chico bill

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That's the only logical explanation -
Novia #2 saunters by w/ a discreet 'hello'.... #1 explodes....hits both of them
I think she is called a "side piece", "chia", "kept woman", "chapiadora", "the other woman", "Goomad", "one night stand" - I am sure the Latinos have many more names that the English language has for her.
 

Sailor51

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A reverse on Georgia Satellite's catchy tune:

You see, I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
Oh, that's when she started talking about true love, started talking about sin
I said, "Honey, I'll live with you for the rest of my life"
She said, "No huggee, no kissee until you make me a wife"

My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"
Huh, I have that on a Hank Williams Jr. album. Wonder who did it first?
 
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Sailor51

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Maybe a pickpocket of shoplifting shill creating a distraction?
The poor guy gets slapped by his wife. I hope he was a least guilty of doing something to get whacked like that.
Yeah, like not reacting to it.