Lapela (the generic Cialis) god help us all.

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Try an injectable

Okay, I am not ashamed to admit that I have a little problem with Mr. Happy. It started 6 years ago and has progressively gotten worse. After many trips to the urologist and trying all of the pills and an injectable called caverject I gave up on the duro thing.

Both my partners and I have two hands, with ten fingers, two feet, with ten toes, and a mouth, if we can not find some way to please each other, something is wrong.

Never once has any of my Dominican wives ever objected or been disappointed, once you explain that these thing happen to 1 in every 3 men over the age of 40.

After all it is called love making, and mutual pleasure is the goal.

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"Both my partners and I have two hands, with ten fingers, two feet, with ten toes, and a mouth,"

only one mouth between the bunch of ya? ha ha ha...sorry chucky had to jump in there when i saw that ha ha ha

now is "BOTH my partners and I"....two people or three??????

ah sorry again I only have a day before I leave and i am useless today!!!! ha ha ha....bob
 
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Ok, lapela work and works good. Don't ask me how I know it, But it has been proven. Hehehehehe
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AZB...we want pictures of the proof....smiling senoritas......names and addresses and phones as well. ha ha ha.....bob
 
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Go to any farmacia (ex: calle 30 de marzo, corner, independencia) and ask for lapela. Comes in quantity of 2 @ 50 pesos / each. In other words, you will pay 100 pesos for 2 pills. have fun.
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That's sweet

Sounds like Christmas came early this year. And will keep on coming.

Perfect stocking stuffers.
 
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laurapasinifan

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ok does "anyone" know if it helps you reload faster!...... getting off multiple shots in the cabana can be strenuous work..........I mean if she can still walk out on her own, theres room for improvement...... ha ha ha....bob
 
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laurapasinifan said:
ok does "anyone" know if it helps you reload faster!...... getting off multiple shots in the cabana can be strenuous work..........I mean if she can still walk out on her own, theres room for improvement...... ha ha ha....bob
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Listen man, they didn't name it la-pela for nothing. hehehehehe
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Well, well.... Thanks AZB for this thread, this one pick my curiosity....So I went got myself a couple of these pills and tried them.

Whoa!

Let me tell you, with that thing you do not need time to reload.... you are just like the energizer bunny.

My theory is:

If you need the pill: And take it, you will perform normally like in the younger days.

If you do not need the pill: And take it...well you might as well get at least 2 señoritas for the night; or if a poor soul is alone with you, make sure she has life insurance and you are the sole beneficiary ;)
 
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AZB

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Ok, here is an update. I tried la pela for educational purposes. I admit and I am ashamed, please don't judge me. I will seek professional help. I promise.
Update: lapela works and works well. Unlike viagra it doesn't give you hot ears and no headaches. After you take lapela, the effects kick in within 15-20 minutes. Then you are in rapid fire mode, safety off.
I have taken the pill about 3 days ago. Then I subjected myself to rigorous tests and finally my subject complained to me that I will kill her. This is day 3 and lapela is still giving pela to my subject. I am afraid I might hurt myself. I just don't know how long the effects will last. I shall give you all my complete report tomorrow.
Viva lapela.
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Godspeed, AZB!

AZB said:
I am afraid I might hurt myself. I just don't know how long the effects will last. AZB
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Please don't hurt yourself.

If you need a chiropractor, who shall we call?
 
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Lookie here!

AZB said:
Ok, here is an update. I tried la pela for educational purposes. I admit and I am ashamed, please don't judge me. I will seek professional help. I promise.
Update: lapela works and works well. Unlike viagra it doesn't give you hot ears and no headaches. After you take lapela, the effects kick in within 15-20 minutes. Then you are in rapid fire mode, safety off.
I have taken the pill about 3 days ago. Then I subjected myself to rigorous tests and finally my subject complained to me that I will kill her. This is day 3 and lapela is still giving pela to my subject. I am afraid I might hurt myself. I just don't know how long the effects will last. I shall give you all my complete report tomorrow.
Viva lapela.
AZB
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There's a reason why the call it lapela(the beating). It's because you will give your "subject" and after you are done with her, then you can give yourself a pela(beating) too..

When your "subject" can not take any more pela from you, may I subject you make a hole on the wall and pela (beat) the hell out the hole!. Me made another jokie!
 
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