Lapela (the generic Cialis) god help us all.

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THE GAME

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Wag said:
Well, well.... Thanks AZB for this thread, this one pick my curiosity....So I went got myself a couple of these pills and tried them.

Whoa!

Let me tell you, with that thing you do not need time to reload.... you are just like the energizer bunny.

My theory is:

If you need the pill: And take it, you will perform normally like in the younger days.

If you do not need the pill: And take it...well you might as well get at least 2 se?oritas for the night; or if a poor soul is alone with you, make sure she has life insurance and you are the sole beneficiary ;)


Wag/AZB,
so if you don't need it and take it,
1) is it safe?
2) any additional side effect to someone who doesn't need it?
 

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THE GAME said:
Wag/AZB,
so if you don't need it and take it,
1) is it safe?
2) any additional side effect to someone who doesn't need it?
Put it like this, its a sexual enhancement drug for some, even if they don't need it. You can get to point A from Point B in a beat-up VW beetle or you can get there in Mercedes. I am sure after you drive a mercedes, you will not like driving a 76 beetle.
Lapela is like that, it simply gives you extra confidance and a quick reload. This pill is highly recommended for someone who has a wife at home and several girlfriends on the outside. In case of many in DR, only several girlfriends . The demand becomes over-whelming and the supply becomes scarce. This is where lapela comes in to save the day. I know, many of you guys who live in USa will not understand this. Many men who are married to lazy soap opera watching overweight couch potatoes would say "why would someone take sex so seriously, especially after taking another look at the bruja on his side. hahahaha. In DR, you never know when you are called into action. Some times 2-3 times a day and with different partners. Of course I am not one of those people. I stay calm with my one and lovely girlfriend, ummmm, maybe 2 more on the side. well, who is counting. So lapela is needed, after you live here for some time. Most people who use these kinds of pills are actually guys under 40 yrs of age.
Update, day 4:
My subject has run off on me and I am unable to continue my scientific research. Sorry guys.
AZB
 

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There's a reason why the call it lapela(the beating). It's because you will give your "subject" and after you are done with her, then you can give yourself a pela(beating) too..

When your "subject" can not take any more pela from you, may I subject you make a hole on the wall and pela (beat) the hell out the hole!. Me made another jokie!

LOL...You may also end up con ella to pel?...o con el to pel?o...
 

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I cant think of a time in my life where i would have wanted one for that long !!!ha ha ha....take the pill sat night and your going to work on monday with wood?..ha ha ha............not to mention mass on sunday morning would be interesting ha ha ha.........take that bill past 50 years old have a hard on for 36 hours and a horny 40 year old babe...thats a recipie for a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bob

and when they are home with their wives, she can hang the towels on it!!!!What a pill!!
 

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Ok, you got me convinced ..

I got back last tuesday and I hadn't heard about this pill just yet. Now, I want some. I think I have about 700 pesos left over from that trip (talk about pelao'), who can go over and buy me some, then send it over ?? Any volunteers in country ?? E.
 

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laurapasinifan said:
I cant think of a time in my life where i would have wanted one for that long !!!ha ha ha....take the pill sat night and your going to work on monday with wood?..ha ha ha............not to mention mass on sunday morning would be interesting ha ha ha.........take that bill past 50 years old have a hard on for 36 hours and a horny 40 year old babe...thats a recipie for a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bob

and when they finally get home, their wife can use it to hang her dish towel on!!...What a pill!!
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That reminds me of the guy who took viagra and had sex for a solid week...when asked how happy did it make his wife...he said "Don't know ..havent been HOME for the past week!!..hahaha
 

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Update day 5th:
Ok guys as you all know my subject deserted me on day 4th. I tried all day to find a new victim to continue my research. I came up empty , my previous subject refused to indulge. Lapela proved to be too much for her to handle. Then finally I received the most welcomed surprise this morning. My subject decided to return to my house but with food etc. She brought me fresh fish, spanish manchego cheese, large grapes, olives and other goodies which are stuffed in the fridge.
Ok, back to the experiment. Lapela worked and worked well for the 5th day. I am afraid Mr. JDjones is right, lapela might work for a whole week.
I say, this has got to be the biggest invention made by man, even more productive than reaching the moon. lapela has my normination for the nobel prize. It should even win this year's grammy.
I hope you folks appreciate my efforts put into this active scientific research.
More updates on the way.
AZB
 

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duh uh

AZB said:
Update day 5th:
Then finally I received the most welcomed surprise this morning. My subject decided to return to my house but with food etc. She brought me fresh fish, spanish manchego cheese, large grapes, olives and other goodies which are stuffed in the fridge.
AZB

What's wrong with you? You should have been feeding her all along, to keep up her strength. Sheesh, no wonder she had to leave.

You get my nomination too, but I won't say for what.
 

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AZB,Read The "Fine Print" on the label!!!

It states:In men with a "normal" size penis(7 to 10 inches when fully erect) "Lapela" usually can help you achieve erections over a 36 hour time period.Those men with a penis over 10 inches may expect to achieve an erection over a 24 hour period,12 inches plus for only up to 12 hours.
Conversely,men who have a penis smaller than 7 inches may achieve erections for up to 48 hours,(2 Days)men who have a 4 to 6 inch penis,72 hours(3 days),and men with a penis of 3 inches or smaller have been know to achieve erections for up to and over 5 days!!! Soooooooo,you respones appears to be quite normal for men of your,shall we say "Stature"?? :cry:
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Criss Colon said:
It states:In men with a "normal" size penis(7 to 10 inches when fully erect) "Lapela" usually can help you achieve erections over a 36 hour time period.Those men with a penis over 10 inches may expect to achieve an erection over a 24 hour period,12 inches plus for only up to 12 hours.
Conversely,men who have a penis smaller than 7 inches may achieve erections for up to 48 hours,(2 Days)men who have a 4 to 6 inch penis,72 hours(3 days),and men with a penis of 3 inches or smaller have been know to achieve erections for up to and over 5 days!!! Soooooooo,you respones appears to be quite normal for men of your,shall we say "Stature"?? :cry:
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I guess you are the lucky one as well, I can imagine the view, 500 lbs, 6 foot 8 inches tall and a little knob button in the bottom. Hahahahahaha
AZB
 

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Generic Cialis: TADALAFIL 20mg

AZB

I have just caught up with this installment and have found it one of the most entertaining. I might add however that AZB always has something humorous to offer the downtrodden and humorless. Anyway, since men are so focused on their dicks, or more actually what they can do with them, then this is the perfect forum to voice one's opinions without annoying judgements from the aforementioned "humorless". I am a research junkie, as it is also part of my job and am still trying to find all the "legitimate" medical information about this wonder drug. I have tried Viagra on several occassions but it does give me a headache, and my eyes seem to want to pop out of their sockets, so that is why I still have a 4 year old bottle filled with the little blue tabs.

I have my moments, which I have no need to justify, in which a little stimulation would be greatly appreciated, expecially when you have someone "WAITING" which makes the condition all the more exaggerated. If the girl happens to be into mouth-to-mouth resucitation, then that usually resolves the issue. On the other hand, it would be comforting to know that if the occassion does arise, then you have a solution and within 20 minutes or so you are ready for action without excuses, delays or explanations.

Anyway, AZB, you state that Lapela is available at any pharmacy for 100 pesos for 2 pills, which in U.S. comes to more or less $1.50 per tab. Are these tabs 10mg or 20mg? There is an online pharmacy called BUDGET MEDICINES <http://budgetmedicines.com/product_info.php?products_id=137> that advertises 60 tablets of 20mg for $229, which I assume includes shipping, since the site actually offers the same for $199.95.

Since the recommended dosage is 10mg then the effective price per tablet would be U.S. $1.91 for 10mg. Now I am doing this inquiry from the U.S. and assume the price for shipping may vary, but this may or may not be a good source. I am always wary of online stores with no customer service numbers and there is no contact that I have seen that does not require you to open an account with them, which I am reluctant to do until I can find out the legitimacy of this company from an independent source.

Anyway, if anyone else knows of this company or any other cheap and REPUTABLE online source, please let us know. I am not currently in the DR and would like to be assured that LAPELA (TADALAFIL 20mg) is most certainly available there, as stated by AZB, BEFORE I arrive. Good Luck
 

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ronks said:
AZB
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Anyway, if anyone else knows of this company or any other cheap and REPUTABLE online source, please let us know. I am not currently in the DR and would like to be assured that LAPELA (TADALAFIL 20mg) is most certainly available there, as stated by AZB, BEFORE I arrive. Good Luck


I was watching a local baseball game on TV the other night, and I noticed that the players for the Leones del Escogido team had on the back of their jerseys in big bold letters: "LaPela". I understand tadalafil is a prescription only pharmaceutical, so why is it being aggressively promoted as an over-the-counter high consumption item?
 

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I was watching a local baseball game on TV the other night, and I noticed that the players for the Leones del Escogido team had on the back of their jerseys in big bold letters: "LaPela". I understand tadalafil is a prescription only pharmaceutical, so why is it being aggressively promoted as an over-the-counter high consumption item?


so AZB,
do people need prescriptions to buy lapela? or is it over-the-counter?
 

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Lapela (tadalafil 20mg) like other sexual stimulating drugs ex: viagra (sildenafil) or lavitra are all over the counter. You don't need a prescription for them. Just walk up to any pharmacy and ask for it by name.
If you are into Sildenafil (viagra) then ask for special 3X2 "viamen'. Buy 2 100 pills and get the 3rd one free. Total cost 200 pesos (3 pills). lapela is highly recommended. No viagra side effects.
Viva lapela
AZB
 

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AZB said:
Viva lapela
AZB


Seriously considering skipping the Santiago tour ..... :bandit: LMAO!

Good to know you've fully recovered from your surgery AZB - maybe now is a good time to schedule the tour, that is, if you're not 'busy'. :D or wait, bring her with, if you think she can stand a few hours without it LOL This coming weekend may not be possible, but next??

Stay well,
Amy
 

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AZB

I still need to know the dosage being sold. Are they 10mg or 20mg tabs? Thanks.

Ron
 

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Just went down to pharmacy below me,in SD and lapela comes in 20 mg,in a single packet, for 50 pesos.Bought a couple...
bob
 
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