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Anastacio

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oh, and La pela just maakes me feelstonned and unbothered about what women have to offer.
Each to his own and we are obviously all made of a different makeup.

ake a 100mg viagra and then tell me for a while you were not thinking '****, is this supposed to be this strong'.
 

beeza

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I've heard that they have started prescribing them to the geriatric men in the old folks homes.

it stops them rolling out of bed!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

AZB

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I've heard that they have started prescribing them to the geriatric men in the old folks homes.

it stops them rolling out of bed!!!!!!!!!!!!
it also makes them pee straight in toilet.
AZB
 

molineraman

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Just idiotic comments I asked a very serious question thats what I get for asking children about adult stuff
 

puryear270

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Just idiotic comments I asked a very serious question thats what I get for asking children about adult stuff

The people on dr1, I have learned, are very passionate in our love for this nation, and some of us have very strong views. Go through some of the posts and see how strongly people can post about poverty and race and class and corruption and electricity.

This is a great forum for helping people who are willing to live and contribute to the country - albeit with very different approaches. This forum is also wonderful on giving advice on people who are considering moving to the country, and challenges folks to look at all the issues. In my own decision to move to the DR, I read through posts and found lots of things to take into account that I never even dreamed of.

HOWEVER, there is a certain amount of cynicism that comes with living in this country. When reading newspaper reports about how the IMF has contributed untold financial resources to the electricity sector only to discover that a politician's relative got on the payroll even though said relative doesn't show up to work, then when we're buying invertor batteries at a costly sum, cynicism is what keeps us mentally healthy. (And alcohol, apparently, if you read the post about names for the puppies.)

HENCE, when you come onto this forum and ask about purchasing generic drugs so you can get the most out of your leisure time, you are going to get lots of cynical comments. And considering some of the things I have read on here, you received some rather tame comments. :angry:
 
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greydread

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That's what happens...

Just idiotic comments I asked a very serious question thats what I get for asking children about adult stuff

....when you show up at feeding time.

Your answers are all here. Same active ingredient as "Cialis", same basic result. 50 cents equivalent per tablet, 4 tablets per pack, 6 packs per box ($12).

It's a sensitive subject for some so they got jokes but I have Dominican friends at home with standing orders for "La Pela" and "Mamajuana". I usually bring back a box of LaPela and 5 bags (dry) of mamajuana to split between them as souveneirs.

I also keep a 4 pack of LaPela in the medicine cabinet, right between the Prilosec and the Immodium AD. It's better to have and not need....either of those. Truthfully, the stuff is a pharmaceutical and natural Yohimbe (ground bark) can provide the same results without the chance for unwanted side effects like loss of vision, dizzyness and all the other stuff in the Cialis disclaimers:


Side Effects of Cialis
Cialis, like all drugs, can cause side effects in some people. If you display what you believe could be an allergic reaction to Cialis, stop using Cialis and inform your doctor straight away. An allergic reaction can exhibit itself in any of the following ways:

1.Breathing difficulties
2.Facial swelling (including lips and tongue)
3.Swelling of the throat
4.Become dizzy, nauseous during sex, or experiencing numbness or tingling in the chest, arms or neck.
Common side effects of cialis include indigestion, back pain, aching muscles, facial flushing and a blocked nose.

Rare side effects can include allergic reactions (as above), visual disturbances or sudden vision loss, eye pain, red or swollen eyes, tinnitus or hearing loss, chest pain, nausea, sweating, feeling unwell, an irregular heartbeat, swellings in the extremities, seizures, dizziness and fainting, nosebleeds or a prolonged or painful erection that last more than 4 hours (priapism).

Cialis (and other PDE5 inhibitors) can decrease blood flow to the optic nerve of the eye, causing sudden vision loss. This side effect has occurred in a small number of people taking Cialis, most of whom also had pre-existing conditions including heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, certain pre-existing eye conditions, or were smokers aged over 50. It is not certain whether Cialis (or the other pDE5 inhibitors) were the actual cause of the vision loss. Nevertheless, if you have sudden vision loss stop using Cialis and seek emergency medical treatment.

You should also seek medical attention if you suffer from Priapism.

This is not a complete list of side effects and others may occur. Tell your doctor about any unusual or bothersome side effect.
 

rice&beans

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Verbal plagiarizing........

I've heard that they have started prescribing them to the geriatric men in the old folks homes.

it stops them rolling out of bed!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha..........I LIKE. Always looking for new material. This works..........
 

Anastacio

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Just idiotic comments I asked a very serious question thats what I get for asking children about adult stuff

To be hounest it wasn't a serious question and definately not a very serious question, so I'd just hang in there, stop getting stroppy and toughen up a little or you may not survive very long on here.
P.S., ever heard of the internet? Amazing what you can find out there, but we are all guilty of being lazy a$$ keyboard crushers and some prefer to use others minds and energy rather than their own. Just look at me, feet up on table, 10 year old hatian kid cleaning my nails to see what he can gather for the fsmily meal, bloody terrible, but what can you do:cheeky:
Good luck out the, DR1r's aren't much of a cotton wool and lullaby bunch.
 

Bronxboy

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Seems you asked for it imo, you could have also just gone to a pharmacist and asked for the pills ;)

I guess he is getting a "pela" for asking about La Pela.

He should go to the pharmacist and ask for 100mg of sense of humor.:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

belgiank

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damn... even the chickens take those pills over here

on the road from la vega to jarabacoa there is a parador called "pollo con viagra"...

mind you... it went out of business a long time ago... only the sign is still there...

don't know the official reason, but my guess is... the cook could not seperate the rooster long enough from the chicken to roast it...;)
 
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Bronxboy

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How many pills I need to take and how often. A friend gave me 2

lol I really do not these types of meds yet. A hot lady and some Vodka is sufficient to get me going but maybe someone else can chime in.

Good Luck!!!! :)
 

greydread

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lol I really do not these types of meds yet. A hot lady and some Vodka is sufficient to get me going but maybe someone else can chime in.

Good Luck!!!! :)

Most of the people who take ED drugs don't "need" them. It's the "Superman" ego thing that sells many over the counter and unauthorized prescription ED drugs. I know guys who are paying $15 a pill for bootleg Cialis. I wish I'd have known that back when I turned 50 and my doctor offered me a sample pack to try. It could have paid for dinner out.
 

dv8

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i get a lot of young people asking for la pela, once i was told they use it to bang their old/fat gringas ;)

in any case, one pill about half an hour before excercise.
 

Chirimoya

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Don't know if they're all shagging fat old gringas, but a lot of young Dominican men are taking ED drugs, with scary results. This was in the news last month:

Sexual stimulants cause strokes in youths
Public Health Minister Bautista Rojas Gomez joined physicians at the NeuroSciences Conference at Cedimat this past week, to express concern about the rising number of young patients suffering from strokes. Neurosurgeon Luis Eduardo Suazo of Cedimat attributed the rise to the use and abuse of sexual stimulants by young men between the ages of 20 and 28. Rojas Gomez said there is a need for more education and guidance for young people.
Dr. Suazo, who is the director of the NeuroScience Unit at Cedimat, said that around 1,540 strokes are recorded each month. He said that young people between the ages of 20 and 28 who display none of the usual risk factors like obesity, hypertension, diabetes, smoking or drug consumption are suffering from strokes, as reported in Listin Diario.