Here is another scenario where we will bend "the rules of attraction."
“Listen up kids, this is how your brain works,” the Mocha Goddess begins explaining to the Mormons, “In situations where we find ourselves surrounded by hundreds of young, healthy, half-naked Spring Break college students, we begin to sexually fantasize about someone we find ourselves strongly attracted to. When this happens, we play-out hypothetical situations inside our heads. We generate sexual scenarios about how sex is with that person, where we might have sex, and what our offspring might look like. As we do this, there are times when we bend the “Rules of Attraction” in order to suit our needs.”
“Like how?” a Mormon girl asks.
“Like when there is a lack of men or women to go around. Whenever this happens, we start making exceptions to attain a mate. For example, take a look at the beach right now — ” she says, pointing to the crowds of people standing half-naked on the beach, “On a beach full of beautiful, curvy girls and sculptured young men like we have here today, no one will notice a 45 year old in the crowd. In fact, not only will no one notice him or her, we won’t even acknowledge their existence. A 45 year old in this crowd is simply invisible. You understand? But take that same 45 year old and put him or her in an empty bar, empty restaurant, empty cafe, work place, office or classroom — where the most attractive person in the whole room is that 45 year old, and suddenly, the rules of attraction change. And they change fast. People who previously took no notice to the 45 year old, suddenly begin to fantasize about him or her. We’ll begin to role play different situations inside our heads and imagine different scenarios — like what it’s like to have sex with him or her, what he or she is like in bed, what our children might look like, etc. It works in the exact same way regardless whether or not you’re female or male. This is how our brain works; we’re hardwired for mating. It’s in our blood; mating is what drives us.”
The Mormons stand studying the mocha Goddess, heads tilted sideways at about 45 degrees. They study her the same way a dog might study an alien from outer space. Let’s face it, dogs and Mormons are hardwired for mating.
Frank
