Missing husband


On Vacation....
Nov 16, 2003
Woman is alarmed that her husband didn't return home after work. She called her neighbour to accompany her to report this to the police.

The OIC asked her to describe her husband. She said, "6' 8", blonde hair, blue eyes, chiseled features, tight butt, .... "

At this point the neighbour interrupted, "No, no, no .... who the heck are you talking about? Your husband is short, bald, big gut, no ass, big tits, and a big yap"

The wife replied, "I know, but who want him back".