My 'friend' wants to know -

pedrochemical

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Dear Badpiece -

I have a 'friend' who asks -

After how many years, how many kids, how many good times and bad, can a Gringo start to relax, confident in the belief that his younger, hotter wife genuinely loves him?

Inquiring minds want to know -

:bunny:;)
 
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Dear Badpiece -

I have a 'friend' who asks -

After how many years, how many kids, how many good times and bad, can a Gringo start to relax, confident in the belief that his younger, hotter wife genuinely loves him?

Inquiring minds want to know -

:bunny:;)
Do the kids bear a strong resemblance to her "cousin"?
 
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If she can possibly genuinely love someone - she probably loves him. Otherwise she probably loves the stability he represents.
 

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Usually a good sign.....

Dear Badpiece -

I have a 'friend' who asks -

After how many years, how many kids, how many good times and bad, can a Gringo start to relax, confident in the belief that his younger, hotter wife genuinely loves him?

Inquiring minds want to know -

:bunny:;)
When four friends come visit you, and you tell you Hunni your going to the other side of the island to "sight see" for 5 days....when the day comes, you go....get to the hotel on the other side of the Island..start to unpack....when you discover your main squeeze has packed 3 boxes of these!!!...with a note that says...Missing you already!!...have fun, be safe, see you soon.... Love Yesenia...Always liked that name.......ok..I know...I know... and then I woke up...

CONDOMS.....For some reason picture won't post....Bummer.....you know me and pictures.....


WOW!!!!...........KEEPER......If this should EVER HAPPEN you have ARRIVED......PM me if she has a sister.


Nice fantasy....but I would be willing to bet this happens.....I think??
 
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With permission from Badpiece, I would like to give you the Dominican joke relating to this issue:
Once upon a time, a reasonably "normal" looking Dominican marries his girl, and she gets preggy. A beautiful, light-skinned, baby boy is born. He is happy, she is happy. The following year there is another beautiful, light-skinned, baby is born. This goes on for two more years! Then the following year, she bears a very dark, what Dominicans call "ordinary", baby. Love conquers all and time goes by.

Eventually, this oddity starts eating away and one day he broaches the subject. He says how was it possible after so many "beautiful" babies, cold she bear such an "ordinary"-looking baby?

She looks at hubby and says: "El negrito es el ?nico suyo!!"


HB
 

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With permission from Badpiece, I would like to give you the Dominican joke relating to this issue:
Once upon a time, a reasonably "normal" looking Dominican marries his girl, and she gets preggy. A beautiful, light-skinned, baby boy is born. He is happy, she is happy. The following year there is another beautiful, light-skinned, baby is born. This goes on for two more years! Then the following year, she bears a very dark, what Dominicans call "ordinary", baby. Love conquers all and time goes by.

Eventually, this oddity starts eating away and one day he broaches the subject. He says how was it possible after so many "beautiful" babies, cold she bear such an "ordinary"-looking baby?

She looks at hubby and says: "El negrito es el ?nico suyo!!"


HB
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badpiece33

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Dear Badpiece -

I have a 'friend' who asks -

After how many years, how many kids, how many good times and bad, can a Gringo start to relax, confident in the belief that his younger, hotter wife genuinely loves him?

Inquiring minds want to know -

:bunny:;)
When he comes home and says he is broke and cant support her or the 5 other guys kids, that is when he will finally find out if she loves him.
 

pedrochemical

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So he may never know?
Wow.
Mind you he is in his mid 80s so he has probably forgotten more things than he could ever imagine knowing.....


OK, thanks Badpiece 'Yoda' 33!
 

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Cmon dude at 80 who gives a sh#$T as long as you can still get it up
This is one funny thread!

Thanks:glasses: for the creator of the " pela"

:surprised Think about it:glasses: An 80 year can still produce a child?

It happens!!
 

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If some of you want to know what it takes for Dominican women to fall in "love" with you, go hang out in the barrios and see the type of tigres they give their attentions to.

Hang out at the local colmado and check out the scene. Watch them socialize.

Look at the chicas as they gaze dreamily into the eyes of their no good, jobless, philandering boyfriends.

You know, the ones they'll spend your money on, the money you send her when the baby is sick. HIS baby, by the way.

Then do a comparison between you and him. Do you consider yourself a better catch? Yeah?

Then ask yourself why she would even give someone like YOU (not him) the time of day.

If you can answer that question honestly, you may have the instincts to survive dating in the DR.

Si no, te vas a joder bien jodido.
 
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badpiece33

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If some of you want to know what it takes for Dominican women to fall in "love" with you, go hang out in the barrios and see the type of tigres they give their attentions to.

Hang out at the local colmado and check out the scene. Watch them socialize.

Look at the chicas as they gaze dreamily into the eyes of their no good, jobless, philandering boyfriends.

You know, the ones they'll spend your money on, the money you send her when the baby is sick. HIS baby, by the way.

Then do a comparison between you and him. Do you consider yourself a better catch? Yeah?

Then ask yourself why she would even give someone like YOU (not him) the time of day.

If you can answer that question honestly, you may have the instincts to survive dating in the DR.

Si no, te vas a joder bien jodido.
Berzin they do definately love those guys down at the colmado. Very true statement. Sad but true
 

pedrochemical

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Berzin,
Once he has had his meds I shall put your points to him.

He is originally from New Jersey although he speaks Italian!?
He has been on holiday here a long long time.
He must like it here as he never seems to go back.

Thanks for your observations.
 

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Given his age.. why should he worry.. he'd better get it on with as many as he (and his willy) possibly can and enjoy his time... Just tell him not to bring ANY of them to the states, not give them any cash other than basic needs (taxi, underwear, caba?a and maybe 5 bucks pocketmoney), not promise them anything.. and just get it on!!!