No Nudist Beach In Sosua

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william webster

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Saw it at lunch one day...... not terrible

Create your own topless beach..... nudist beach ---
just strip down & sit down
 

drstock

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Cabarete

According to the Sosua News article, "Specialists from the High Technology Crime team have already been tasked to find the people who have spread the fake news." Now there's a good use of police time!

 

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According to the Sosua News article, "Specialists from the High Technology Crime team have already been tasked to find the people who have spread the fake news." Now there's a good use of police time!

Russian Hackers or a guy on the beach with an iPhone?

Good luck with that "find"
 

chico bill

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Just foreigners taking sand back to their bed from the beach and laying there nude - from what I have seen of the out of shape cigar-smoking 50 & 60+ year olds riding in on Jet Blue, no one wants to see them nude either, unless they wave enough pesos.

As Zack Brown sang in 'Toes':

"...Yes, and all the muchachas, they call me big papa
When I throw pesos their way
....The senoritas no care-o when there's no dinero..."
 
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melphis

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nothing spoils a morning beach walk more than a hairy overweight Italian stuffed into a speedo swimsuit
Imagine that same person naked. That would spoil it more for me. Then just think of a hairy Italian guy doing it 🤢🤮

I know this should be in the clown bin but, what do you call 4 Italian women in a hot tub?? Gorillas in the Mist. 🤣 🤣 🤣
 

USA DOC

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Just foreigners taking sand back to their bed from the beach and laying there nude - from what I have seen of the out of shape cigar-smoking 50 & 60+ year olds riding in on Jet Blue, no one wants to see them nude either, unless they wave enough pesos.

As Zack Brown sang in 'Toes':

"...Yes, and all the muchachas, they call me big papa
When I throw pesos their way
....The senoritas no care-o when there's no dinero..."
"Some things look better, baby Just passing through".........Elton John Sacrifice.........
 

NanSanPedro

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Just foreigners taking sand back to their bed from the beach and laying there nude - from what I have seen of the out of shape cigar-smoking 50 & 60+ year olds riding in on Jet Blue, no one wants to see them nude either, unless they wave enough pesos.

As Zack Brown sang in 'Toes':

"...Yes, and all the muchachas, they call me big papa
When I throw pesos their way
....The senoritas no care-o when there's no dinero..."

I would think the pesos are for them to put their clothes back on.
 

NALs

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If you want to see Topless Euros , just take a Trip to Las Terrenas .. you may not like what you see though .
Why so far? Quite a few European female titties seen in nearby Playa Dorada.

Just saying...
 

melphis

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Anytime you go for a beach walk in Uvero Alto there are topless women (not during covid). Some are even worth a second look. The tube type boobies that reach the knee's are a bit much thou
 
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