Which ever way you look at it, this thread is coming up to 4000 views. How many of those are tourists? If every view was a diner that's been put off, that's gotta hurt business!
Let's hope the REAL owner is made aware of this and fixes it quick. Papi's is more popular with locals rather than tourists. I mean who wants to sit in a plastic chair at a plastic table with a plastic table cloth and order from a menu with about six different dishes?
We recently went to La Bolognia in Sosua. Their version of shrimps in a cream and garlic sauce is to die for! Okay, so it's not on a beach, but the service is great and you have a choice of semi outdoors dining or in their air conditioned section and the food is superb.
It's a simple solution. Get back in the game or people will vote with their feet.