"PAWA", Pan American World Airways,..the DR's New National Flag Airline,....

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"PAWA", Pan American World Airways,..the DR's New National Flag Airline,....

Is looking for "Qualified" Pilots & Co Pilots.

Qualifications:
Male, between 16 & 89 years of age.
Vision better than 20-400,with, or without, corrective lenses.
Weight: 90 to 110 pounds.
Able to squeeze through the emergency escape window on flight deck.
Able to drop 30 feet to ground, or into water, run 200 yards, if on land, or swim 200 yards if into water.
Your own C02 Fire Extinguisher.
Mastery of "Micro Soft Flight Simulator 2.0.
Basic English:,,... Can YELL "Mayday, Mayday",...."Brace Brace", and "Curacao tower "PAWA 6-niner" need emergency priority direction to nearest landing field"???????????????:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
No "Next-of-kin".
Not currently incarcerated, or have a court ordered release date of 16 August, 2015, or before.
Can provide your own in flight meals.
Know the location of "Las Americas" airfield.
"Breathing"

Anyone meeting these qualifications desiring a position with "PAWA",.. please contact,..."Crash" Pichardo.
Orlando Florida.

"PAWA" Airlines motto:,...

"Any Crash You Can Walk Away From, Is A GOOD LANDING"!!!!