Redneck's visit the Mall

A redneck hillbilly family go to town and visit the new mall, Father, mother and son are in awe of the massive building housing all the stores. While the mother ventures off window shopping, father and son stand gazing at the structure of the massive centre atrium.
They then see these shiny polished steel doors with lights above. A little old crippled lady walks up and the doors open, in she goes and the doors close behind her. The lights above the door begin to flash from 1 to 8 and then start flashing from 8 to 1, the doors open and out walks a gorgwous well built blonde bombshell.

The father looks at the son and says " Get your Mother"