Scottish atheist


On Vacation....
Nov 16, 2003
A Scottish atheist decides to go sailing on Loch Ness. While enjoying the serenity of the Scottish Highlands, suddenly Nessie appeared from the depths of the loch. In an instant, the man shouted, "Oh God, please help me".

In a booming voice, God answered, "But, I thought you didn't believe I existed"

The man replied, "Come on God, give me a break, two seconds ago I didn't believe Nessie existed".

Now, what lesson can we learn from this? ... well, God undersatnds us all, even if you're Scottish.