I detect sarcasm 🤣Oooh you left some out. What about the science of meeting the perfect chica who is 30 years younger than you, truly only looking for love and not.at all interested in money? The price of butter in that supermarket in Sosua? The advantages of living here for years and years and not bothering to get residency? Those are subjects in which DR1 folk have considerable expertise and are regarded indeed as national experts.
No more young chicas for me, that's for sure.