SIR, please accept my apologies, SIR.Far from impressive. You got anything more interesting? Eh vale? 🤣
In addition to my lack of scholarship on all things linguistics, I have the distinction of illustrating the word 'mediocrity' with my mugshot in the latest edition of Merrien-Webster and Collins dictionaries. And that's nothing of which to be proud, or to write home about.
(Somehow, these institutions stroke a deal with the Texas DOT, and requested a photo of my DL. I suspect now that I relocated to the 305 NPA, FLA will be compelled to follow in TX's giant footsteps.)
Now, SIR, please allow me this opportunity to thank you for spending your incredibly valuable time to point out my deficiencies and inaccuracies on many of my posts since you joined this domain. One could argue that you keep me on my toes, but I'm so deep into that yellow woods... kilometers to go before I climb out of my ignorant excrement hole.
Although not an ultranationalist as some of my fellow compatriots, I feel nothing but deep-rooted pride in knowing one of our own fits the definition of a gentleman and a scholar. I only wish most Dominicans were as astute and well-read as you.
You, SIR, are a Dominican for the ages, a Renaissance man in these times dominated by social media, get-rich-quick schemes, and 30-second short videos satisfying the curiosity of most Dominicans... me, myself and I included.