White, Blonde, Santiaguera Genies


*** Sin Bin ***
Sep 15, 2002
AZB is walking along the beach in Sosua Semana Santa when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde, light skinned Santiaguera genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes by Hippolito. AZB makes his three wishes and the Santiaguera genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and Begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and finds that the floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door... He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

See you this weekend, AZB. Take it easy man.

Tom aka XR Tax bachelors. Why should they be happier than others?


Mar 22, 2002
A man is sitting in a bar and in comes another man who sits next to him. The first man turns to the second man and is shocked to see he has this tiny little head on top of a normal sized body. He asks the man with the tiny head how is it he has such a small head. The tiny headed man explains that he used to have an average sized head but one day he came across a genie in a bottle and now he is stuck with this tiny head. "What happened?" asks the first man. "Well", says the tiny headed man, " I came across this lamp and rubbed it". "Out floated this genie", he continued, "who granted me three wishes". "First", he went on, "I asked for one million dollars, and it instantly appeared at my feet". "Then", he went on, " I asked the genie to turn herself into Pamela Anderson, and she instantly turned into Pamela". "Really?" asked the first man. "Then what happened?" "Well", said the tiny headed man with a frown, "Then I said to Pamela, "How about a little head?""




Miami Nice!
Jan 31, 2002

I can't stop laughing :laugh: ...It would be just like AZB to have something like that happen to him!!! :laugh: